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Miles Archer

(23,353 posts)
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:07 AM Mar 9

Trump's shoe fetish...he's "gifting" $145 Florsheims that he "expects recipients to wear in his presence"

Trump has traded in his signature MAGA hats for an unexpected gift of choice: $145 Florsheim men's dress shoes that he's distributing to agency heads, lawmakers, and White House officials — and he apparently expects them to wear them in his presence.

According to a Wall Street Journal report by Alex Leary, the president has developed an obsession with the footwear and has made gifting them a ritualistic part of his Oval Office operations.

Trump has been known to suddenly pivot conversations to his "incredible" new shoes. During a January lunch with Tucker Carlson, he handed the media personality a pair of brown wingtips without warning. At cabinet meetings, he asks recipients: "Did you get the shoes?"

Some officials appear to feel compelled to wear the shoes in Trump's presence despite their reservations, which has included putting them on and lacing them up during Oval Office meetings. One female White House official remarked: "All the boys have them." Another joked: "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them."

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-gifts/

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Trump's shoe fetish...he's "gifting" $145 Florsheims that he "expects recipients to wear in his presence" (Original Post) Miles Archer Mar 9 OP
WTF? Johnny2X2X Mar 9 #1
I wore them for years before I retired Dave says Mar 9 #21
I couldn't wear them at all Johnny2X2X Mar 9 #22
I had a pair and threw them out. Really uncomfortable. Botany Mar 9 #28
I like Rockports too Johnny2X2X Mar 9 #34
Kohl's has some decent dress shoes that are just fine. Botany Mar 9 #40
Sketchers are comfortable on my feet on day 1 Johnny2X2X Mar 9 #52
I bought a pair of Sketchers years ago SCantiGOP Mar 9 #59
Ugg boots for me. Unless it's a hot day. calimary Mar 9 #74
I switched from Big 5 sale shoes, LA Gear, to Sketchers BidenRocks Mar 9 #75
I bought a pair Sketcher sandals in 2024. Comfy. I wear extra wide and I tried these things on at one of those LeftInTX Mar 10 #111
I'd bet he watches the White House butlers shine his shoes underpants Mar 9 #41
With Trump, it has to be some form of money laundering involved LiberalArkie Mar 9 #73
Exactly right - nobody can pick out shoes for anyone else FakeNoose Mar 9 #78
I was expecting the link to go to The Onion. GoCubsGo Mar 9 #80
He is completely nutso. Diamond_Dog Mar 9 #2
A form of juvenile hazing or cult-like behavior? newdeal2 Mar 9 #3
Trumps a sole man,doncha know? BattleRow Mar 9 #46
I hope the nation lasts long enough... Happy Hoosier Mar 9 #4
Think of all the books we'll get from "journalists" who saw it all happen--and said nothing at the time. tanyev Mar 9 #9
It's like the Bill Barr "I JUST WROTE A BOOK REHABILITATION TOUR" Miles Archer Mar 9 #17
If he set up a store, it could be "Bill Barr's 'Buy-My-Book' Bar." calimary Mar 9 #85
I didn't even know about his fujiyamasan Mar 10 #112
Perverted control freak. His fetish for 5" heels destroyed the Rose Garden. blm Mar 9 #5
He probably thinks... D_Master81 Mar 9 #6
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 musette_sf Mar 9 #13
Unlike Archie Bunker's Thom McAns! 31st Street Bridge Mar 9 #27
"Little Marco" wears size 11 1/2? hlthe2b Mar 9 #7
Donny probably isn't going to any great lengths to give recipients the correct size. tanyev Mar 9 #14
Yeah, given his sadistic streak now on full display, I'd bet so... hlthe2b Mar 9 #18
I Thought The Average Men's Shoe Size Was 9 ProfessorGAC Mar 9 #104
Probably so--just a female who on occasion buys the men's 7 when the women's hlthe2b Mar 9 #105
who is paying for millionaire's shoes? rampartd Mar 9 #8
I think we all know who MorbidButterflyTat Mar 9 #91
I have been noticing that men are wearing more comfortable shoes with their suits. I think it's a good trend. Walleye Mar 9 #10
I haven't worn a pair of laced up shoes in probably 20 years underpants Mar 9 #35
Hey, why not? calimary Mar 9 #81
I'd rather go barefoot superpatriotman Mar 9 #11
Meanwhile, Joe Biden preferred musette_sf Mar 9 #12
I thought Presidents wore Johnston & Murphy's Turbineguy Mar 9 #15
He has new shoes in the right size for his fluid-filled feet and ankles ms liberty Mar 9 #16
I'm guessing Trump is pushing Florsheim Shoes because he's invested money in Weyco Group. sop Mar 9 #19
But he isn't nuts? Ferrets are Cool Mar 9 #20
That's pretty funny Renew Deal Mar 9 #23
The lot of them, Trump included, should be wearing flip-flops. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Mar 9 #24
How weird is it that your boss buys you a pair of shoes? Ocelot II Mar 9 #25
I'd check them for a tracking device underpants Mar 9 #26
A most excellent point. niyad Mar 9 #32
I wept because I had no Gucci's until I met a man with no Florsheims. twodogsbarking Mar 9 #29
I wept because I had no shoes until I saw a man with no feet. spike jones Mar 9 #43
I seem to recall a florsheim's store in every mall I was in back in the day. niyad Mar 9 #30
Yeah it's him slipping into nostalgia underpants Mar 9 #38
Allen Edmonds were high end, might still be by looking at prices currently online. BattleRow Mar 9 #58
;-{)...... Goonch Mar 9 #31
Oh for fuck's sake... calimary Mar 9 #79
if he asks about the shoes... Trueblue Texan Mar 9 #33
😂😂😂 underpants Mar 9 #36
... MustLoveBeagles Mar 9 #68
;-{) Goonch Mar 9 #37
Every cult needs a uniform. ToxMarz Mar 9 #39
I wore Johnston and Murphy AverageOldGuy Mar 9 #42
Hitler Youth Loved to Polish Shoes Kid Berwyn Mar 9 #44
Can I wear a MAGA hat on the bottom of my feet instead? Or would golden sneakers be more appropriate for formal Wonder Why Mar 9 #45
This is just plain weird. 2MuchNoise Mar 9 #47
Another vendor to boycott RainCaster Mar 9 #48
Click on this link to see all the loyal soldiers sitting in a row with their uniform shoes on. Fla Dem Mar 9 #49
OMG progressoid Mar 9 #63
holy shit Maru Kitteh Mar 9 #107
They say shoe size is an indicator of penis size SpankMe Mar 9 #50
When I was a late teen MustLoveBeagles Mar 9 #72
It's shoes today, Icanthinkformyself Mar 9 #51
"... so we can check." calimary Mar 9 #82
Are they American made? pwb Mar 9 #53
Long ago, I was told the secret to a good life... appmanga Mar 9 #54
Look down, ignore his hair Starbeach Mar 9 #55
Are these therapeutic shoes for cankle feet? jmbar2 Mar 9 #56
No, just dress shoes for men who can't afford the expensive ones. GoCubsGo Mar 9 #77
It's a loyalty demonstration. The true innies wear the shoes immediately and daily. CincyDem Mar 9 #57
First he came for my ties, and I said nothing mercuryblues Mar 9 #60
Ill fitting navy suits & super sized red ties will abound MustLoveBeagles Mar 9 #76
Not a cult dalton99a Mar 9 #61
So we taxpayers are buying for these shoes ? kimbutgar Mar 9 #62
He probably invested in Florsheim and is pushing them to make money debsy Mar 9 #64
"It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them." progressoid Mar 9 #65
+1 dalton99a Mar 9 #66
I'd add embarrassing. calimary Mar 9 #83
one cabinet secretary had to stop wearing his Louis Vuittons Coldwater Mar 9 #89
OMG, imagine that soul crushing moment (assuming anyone in this cabinet has a soul) progressoid Mar 9 #97
With toilet paper pre-stuck on the soles Blue Owl Mar 9 #67
Next Up..... courtesy of Woody Allen / Bananas Smilo Mar 9 #69
I bet he got the wrong sizes J-9 Mar 9 #70
Florsheim shoes $145 ? RANDYWILDMAN Mar 9 #71
As I started to read it, I originally thought it was an ONION article!!! riversedge Mar 9 #84
There was some rich old lady down south that made all the "help" wear jester costumes, gardeners, and so on. Klarkashton Mar 9 #86
I got shoes fargone Mar 9 #87
Is he out of his fucking mind? bif Mar 9 #88
Another joked: "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them." MorbidButterflyTat Mar 9 #90
This is a WEIRD story about a WEIRD person. And I know weird. n/t TygrBright Mar 9 #92
*Definitely* not a cult, though. Nope. Not at all. Rob H. Mar 9 #93
"You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? 2MuchNoise Mar 9 #94
This is some fucking dictator shit here. Initech Mar 9 #95
"Why aren't you wearing the Florsheim shoes I gave you?" jmowreader Mar 9 #96
Brown nosers BlueWaveNeverEnd Mar 9 #98
This sounds grifty. Did one of the Trumps buy the company? Vinca Mar 9 #99
Someone has noticed Rubio has a pair of badly-fitting shoes muriel_volestrangler Mar 9 #100
So, Florsheim has a copy of the Epstein files. Xavier Breath Mar 9 #101
The only people being treated thusly are people who deserve to be treated thusly. RockRaven Mar 9 #102
I wonder what government agency he's Hassler Mar 9 #103
That's how they get with ALZ, fixating on weird things, especially on floors. Brain stuck in a loop. Maru Kitteh Mar 9 #106
Are Florsheim's even made in the US? flvegan Mar 10 #108
He had to go with Florsheim because they don't make Buster Browns anymore. LudwigPastorius Mar 10 #109
I didn't know they still made them. LeftInTX Mar 10 #110
"Mr.President, shove those Florsheims up your ass" oasis Mar 10 #113
CHECK TEHM FOR BUGS eShirl Mar 10 #114
OH FUT. Fuck You Traitor. Cha Mar 10 #115
"You should go to the gallows in style" struggle4progress Mar 10 #116
The internet is having fun at trump making Rubio wear shoes that do not fit him LetMyPeopleVote Mar 12 #117
My suspician is that he's trying to thwart this: Totally Tunsie Mar 12 #118
Here are yet more memes/jokes regarding trump giving Rubia too large shoes LetMyPeopleVote Mar 14 #119

Dave says

(5,428 posts)
21. I wore them for years before I retired
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:26 AM
Mar 9

Back in the day they were comfortable, well made, and long lasting. Somewhere later in my corporate career they were consumed by vulture capitalists, I think, and the quality declined substantially thereafter.

Johnny2X2X

(24,224 posts)
22. I couldn't wear them at all
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:35 AM
Mar 9

Even their wide versions just dug into my feet and gave me blisters.

Everyone's feet are different. But why Florsheim's? Some CEO give Trump a bribe? They're decent shoes, don't get me wrong, but I doubt Trump has worn them. Billionaires like him wear custom made shoes, and if they're wearing off the shelf I doubt they're picking anything less than $500.

Botany

(77,372 posts)
28. I had a pair and threw them out. Really uncomfortable.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:00 AM
Mar 9

Rockports which on the few times I need dress shoes are much more comfortable.

Johnny2X2X

(24,224 posts)
34. I like Rockports too
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:04 AM
Mar 9

For casual I wear Sketchers. For more formal I have a few pair of Johnstone and Murphy's.

Florshiem's are a fine shoe, nothing wrong with them, just don't work on my feet. By why the hell is Trump pushing them? None of his golf club billionaire pals would be caught dead in a pair of Florsheims.

Botany

(77,372 posts)
40. Kohl's has some decent dress shoes that are just fine.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:09 AM
Mar 9

Sketchers also make a real good work boot and athletic shoes too.

Johnny2X2X

(24,224 posts)
52. Sketchers are comfortable on my feet on day 1
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:35 AM
Mar 9

I have hobbit feet, they're wide and hairy. My instep is also incredibly high. So it takes a certain shoe to be comfortable in. Struggled with blisters my whole like because shoes don't fit. Buying new shoes usually meant buying bandaids to put on my pressure points before wearing them the first couple dozen times.

The thing about Sketchers is the styles they offer aren't great IMO. But I just need comfort.

SCantiGOP

(14,720 posts)
59. I bought a pair of Sketchers years ago
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:17 AM
Mar 9

My 20-something year old son told me I was now officially a part of the teenage girl in-crowd. Apparently they weren’t considered cool to his social circle, but I told him I was looking for comfort and not style.
Now I wear whatever won’t cripple my old feet.

calimary

(90,100 posts)
74. Ugg boots for me. Unless it's a hot day.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:53 AM
Mar 9

They’re flat-soled and nicely padded on the inside. Ugg boots turn me into an all-terrain vehicle.

BidenRocks

(3,281 posts)
75. I switched from Big 5 sale shoes, LA Gear, to Sketchers
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:56 AM
Mar 9

Three years ago. Style and Slip In ease sold me. They were great until,
Walking got so bad that a walk from the lot to the mall would require stopping for my sore ankles. I'm probably getting old..
WRONG!
The Memory Foam is great if you have perfect feet. I have high arches and the foam imprinted a bad support, causing ankle, leg and even pain higher up. This took time to get very problematic.
I researched the subject and found it is a common problem. Sketchers were made to be replaced every 6 months.
If your shoe folds at the toe box, that is fine. If the entire shoe folds, that may be a problem.
I am getting a pair of Anodyne (diabetic) shoes through my podiatrist. Meanwhile the stiffer LA Gear shoe has reduced my discomfort and I no longer need to stop and rest.

But they look good!

LeftInTX

(34,349 posts)
111. I bought a pair Sketcher sandals in 2024. Comfy. I wear extra wide and I tried these things on at one of those
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 01:58 AM
Mar 10

discount shoe places. (They aren't even wide) They were actually comfortable, so I bought them! Normally I have to order my shoes because I have really bad feet.

underpants

(196,571 posts)
41. I'd bet he watches the White House butlers shine his shoes
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:12 AM
Mar 9

Ones he’s not wearing. Seems like something he’d do.

I still shine my shoes. Eastland slip ons. Not almost every day like in the Army but every once in a while I take off some if the existing polish and shine them up - burning the polish before I buff them.

FakeNoose

(41,702 posts)
78. Exactly right - nobody can pick out shoes for anyone else
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:02 PM
Mar 9

... even with the best of intentions, and I'm not sure what Chump's intentions are.

I have very weirdly shaped feet, with bunions, abnormal arches and bent toes. Nobody else can buy shoes and hand them to me, expecting me to wear them just for their own enjoyment. It would be agony for me to wear them.

GoCubsGo

(34,928 posts)
80. I was expecting the link to go to The Onion.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:07 PM
Mar 9

Yes, this is major cray-cray. I wonder if that rash on his neck was caused by the maggots that infest his brain crawling out, and going after other body parts, because they're running out of food inside his skull.

newdeal2

(5,447 posts)
3. A form of juvenile hazing or cult-like behavior?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:11 AM
Mar 9

Soon they’ll have to wear their ties down to their knees and do the Trump dance.

Happy Hoosier

(9,535 posts)
4. I hope the nation lasts long enough...
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:13 AM
Mar 9

That this scene will just seem both sad and insane in the future miniseries.

tanyev

(49,318 posts)
9. Think of all the books we'll get from "journalists" who saw it all happen--and said nothing at the time.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:15 AM
Mar 9

Miles Archer

(23,353 posts)
17. It's like the Bill Barr "I JUST WROTE A BOOK REHABILITATION TOUR"
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:20 AM
Mar 9

Didn't last long. Wrote his book, wanted to cash in while positioning himself as a fearless crusader for truth, justice, and the American way.

calimary

(90,100 posts)
85. If he set up a store, it could be "Bill Barr's 'Buy-My-Book' Bar."
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:22 PM
Mar 9

Last edited Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:56 PM - Edit history (1)

hlthe2b

(114,014 posts)
7. "Little Marco" wears size 11 1/2?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:15 AM
Mar 9

Kinda big feet for his height, isn't that? I'd have guessed size 7 1/2.

I'm kidding. He's actually 5 foot 10 so, 11 1/2 shoe is probably average. Pudgy Vance wears size 13--fat head, fat feet.

tanyev

(49,318 posts)
14. Donny probably isn't going to any great lengths to give recipients the correct size.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:17 AM
Mar 9

He just hands them a box and expects to see them wearing them, no matter how badly they fit. Maybe that's the loyalty test...

ProfessorGAC

(76,766 posts)
104. I Thought The Average Men's Shoe Size Was 9
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 08:06 PM
Mar 9

And, if he's 5'10", he's only a half-inch taller than average.
That's how tall I am and I wear a 9.

hlthe2b

(114,014 posts)
105. Probably so--just a female who on occasion buys the men's 7 when the women's
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:00 PM
Mar 9

are sold out. Sometimes they fit rather well, especially when I am going to wear double socks in bitter cold.

I just think it is bizarre that Trump is so damned obsessed that he's buying them all Florsheims (which I remember my late Father wearing years and years ago--glad to see they are still in business).

Walleye

(44,896 posts)
10. I have been noticing that men are wearing more comfortable shoes with their suits. I think it's a good trend.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:15 AM
Mar 9

underpants

(196,571 posts)
35. I haven't worn a pair of laced up shoes in probably 20 years
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:05 AM
Mar 9

I have a pair of brown and black Eastlands. Slip on leather polishable. The only laced shoes I wear are running or “”tennis shoes” but most of those are permanently tied.

I think I still have a box of chlorofram laced shoes from my Army days in a box in my closet. This are permanently shined for dress uniform events which were very rare.

Yes dress “sneakers” are all the rage now. If I wore a full suit everyday and could get away with it I’d think about it. The Eastlands go from jeans to suit just fine and are very comfortable and last.

ms liberty

(11,247 posts)
16. He has new shoes in the right size for his fluid-filled feet and ankles
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:19 AM
Mar 9

And now he thinks he's found the best shoes ever invented. Because it couldn't have been his health making his feet hurt so bad, could it?
Spolier alert: yes, yes it not just could, but actually is..

spike jones

(2,021 posts)
43. I wept because I had no shoes until I saw a man with no feet.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:15 AM
Mar 9

Then I thought, I'll bet he has some shoes that he is not using, so I asked him, "What size were your feet?"

niyad

(132,563 posts)
30. I seem to recall a florsheim's store in every mall I was in back in the day.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:01 AM
Mar 9

Not exactly high-end.

underpants

(196,571 posts)
38. Yeah it's him slipping into nostalgia
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:08 AM
Mar 9

Florsheim shoe stores seem like vacuum cleaner stores.

calimary

(90,100 posts)
79. Oh for fuck's sake...
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:06 PM
Mar 9

Last edited Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:47 PM - Edit history (2)

He’s running a “White-House-preferred shoe club for men”? Just how much control over people does he want?

Seriously!

AverageOldGuy

(3,883 posts)
42. I wore Johnston and Murphy
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:12 AM
Mar 9

Costly but best shoes I ever wore.

Then I retired, moved to Mississippi Gulf Coast, lost everything including shoes in Katrina.

Bought two new J&M. They had moved production to India. Worst shoes I ever had.

Wearing clogs now damn near full time.

Wonder Why

(7,059 posts)
45. Can I wear a MAGA hat on the bottom of my feet instead? Or would golden sneakers be more appropriate for formal
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:18 AM
Mar 9

occasions.

So many choices. So many opportunities to dress up in the standards of Sloppy Don.

SpankMe

(3,721 posts)
50. They say shoe size is an indicator of penis size
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:30 AM
Mar 9

JD Vance's size 13 gave me pause. I feel sorry for the couches inside the VP's residence and at the hotels he stays at.

MustLoveBeagles

(16,483 posts)
72. When I was a late teen
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:50 AM
Mar 9

My boyfriend at the time wore size 13's. I later had a fiance who wore 12's. The foot size rule didn't apply to them. I think couches are safe around JD.

Icanthinkformyself

(389 posts)
51. It's shoes today,
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:31 AM
Mar 9

tomorrow the EO will be issued requiring that men must wear their underwear in the outside and all sh!t stains must be orange.

appmanga

(1,495 posts)
54. Long ago, I was told the secret to a good life...
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:35 AM
Mar 9

...was don't drink cheap booze and don't wear cheap shoes.

GoCubsGo

(34,928 posts)
77. No, just dress shoes for men who can't afford the expensive ones.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:00 PM
Mar 9

I don't know much about men's shoes, either. But, I do know that most of Trump's recipients normally wear designer shoes that cost at least 10 times what these things cost.

CincyDem

(7,396 posts)
57. It's a loyalty demonstration. The true innies wear the shoes immediately and daily.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:52 AM
Mar 9

If you think you might get away with not wearing the shoes…well, we can’t have that kind of independent thinking around, can we.

I mean, seriously, ya tell a guy to wear the shoes and he doesn’t do it…what’s gonna happen when ya tell him to start rounding up “fake” voters who didn’t vote for him in 2020?

I joke but seriously, this is a loyalty test. Wear the shoes equals trusted. Not wearing the shoes? Untrustworthy.

mercuryblues

(16,431 posts)
60. First he came for my ties, and I said nothing
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:21 AM
Mar 9

Then he came for my shoes and I remained silent.

Soon they will all be in full matching uniforms.

MustLoveBeagles

(16,483 posts)
76. Ill fitting navy suits & super sized red ties will abound
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:59 AM
Mar 9

If he really wants to torture them he can also get them insertable shoe lifts. Has Fetterman received his pair for being such a good foot soldier? 😁

kimbutgar

(27,260 posts)
62. So we taxpayers are buying for these shoes ?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:30 AM
Mar 9

I heard today that our deficit is over $35 trillion but we can afford to buy shoes for his Nazi members, but not feed children, help sick Americans or aid in natural disasters?

debsy

(957 posts)
64. He probably invested in Florsheim and is pushing them to make money
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:32 AM
Mar 9

Either that or it is just an idiotic distraction. Both are plausible explanations.

progressoid

(53,204 posts)
65. "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them."
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:32 AM
Mar 9

That's not hysterical, that's pathetic.

Coldwater

(1,291 posts)
89. one cabinet secretary had to stop wearing his Louis Vuittons
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:49 PM
Mar 9

in favor of a pair of Florsheim's instead, out of fear he would seem disloyal

progressoid

(53,204 posts)
97. OMG, imagine that soul crushing moment (assuming anyone in this cabinet has a soul)
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 04:24 PM
Mar 9

Last edited Mon Mar 9, 2026, 07:42 PM - Edit history (1)

when he ties the shoelaces on these shoes, while his Louis Vuittons glare at him from the closet.

I mean, you spend your whole life sacking and plundering the plebeians in order to make feel good your petty life. So you treat yourself to some quality clothing. Only to have some doofus with ill-fitting suits and a guinea pig on his head give you shoes to wear.

Smilo

(2,031 posts)
69. Next Up..... courtesy of Woody Allen / Bananas
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:45 AM
Mar 9

Or as we know it today the trump administration........

RANDYWILDMAN

(3,164 posts)
71. Florsheim shoes $145 ?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:47 AM
Mar 9

I remember the Florsheim shoes store and I doubt they cost that much, also didn that store peak in about 1986 the same time as our fake leader did ?

I also know he is not spending his cryto money on these, quit spending tax payer money on these things, sincerely everybody

Klarkashton

(5,310 posts)
86. There was some rich old lady down south that made all the "help" wear jester costumes, gardeners, and so on.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:23 PM
Mar 9

They did it but didn't like it.

MorbidButterflyTat

(4,529 posts)
90. Another joked: "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them."
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 01:43 PM
Mar 9

Oh, yeah! Piggy's destroying the world but grown men too chickenshit to just say NO to his insane shoe bullshit is simply a riot!!

The nuke drops should be the funniest shit yet!!

Rob H.

(5,853 posts)
93. *Definitely* not a cult, though. Nope. Not at all.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 01:48 PM
Mar 9

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Edit: Voters should send the shoe-wearers boxes of red rubber noses since they seem dead-set on acting like a bunch of fucking clowns.

2MuchNoise

(769 posts)
94. "You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 02:40 PM
Mar 9

You look like a rube" - Hannibal Lecter

jmowreader

(53,213 posts)
96. "Why aren't you wearing the Florsheim shoes I gave you?"
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 04:14 PM
Mar 9

"They're three sizes too small, Mr. President. The only way I'm getting those shoes on my feet is to cut them in half with a chop saw and let my toes stick out."

Vinca

(54,013 posts)
99. This sounds grifty. Did one of the Trumps buy the company?
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 05:10 PM
Mar 9

If you're a fat cat, $149 for a pair of shoes is "Grapes of Wrath" time. Weird gift.

RockRaven

(19,425 posts)
102. The only people being treated thusly are people who deserve to be treated thusly.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 07:11 PM
Mar 9

It is pretty simple: don't associate with him and he won't do that to you.

Hassler

(4,925 posts)
103. I wonder what government agency he's
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 07:57 PM
Mar 9

Stealing from to buy this shoes? You know it's not his money.

Maru Kitteh

(31,790 posts)
106. That's how they get with ALZ, fixating on weird things, especially on floors. Brain stuck in a loop.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:45 PM
Mar 9

What’s on the floor? Shoes. This really became noticable in his first term and has only accelerated.

I noticed this (specifically the floor thing) years ago when I started working with this population.

LudwigPastorius

(14,747 posts)
109. He had to go with Florsheim because they don't make Buster Browns anymore.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 01:11 AM
Mar 10

"Look, Daddy! I'm wearin' my BIG BOY shoes!"

LeftInTX

(34,349 posts)
110. I didn't know they still made them.
Tue Mar 10, 2026, 01:36 AM
Mar 10

That's cheap. My New Balance shoes cost $200

And I caught of picture of those Florsheims and they look like they would pinch your toes off! I [b]KNOW [/b]that HE does not wear those!

I'm a she and am retired with really bad feet. I don't wear "dress shoes" with dresses. I usually wear sandals from Easy Spirit. (Even at my kids' weddings) They usually retail for $60-70. SAS Sandals are now up to $200.

These are my faves right now. I bought a bunch of them on sale last summer.

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