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Orrex

(67,232 posts)
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 09:53 AM Mar 9

Is he dead yet?

Found dead with a "Z" slashed across his chest as Epstein's New Mexico property is searched?

His death this week was concealed by replaying footage from December?

Exploded bladder because he refuses to sign a Bathroom Pass until the SAVE Act is passed?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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MiHale

(13,088 posts)
3. Mind played a trick on him...verbally said he wouldn't pass anything...
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:03 AM
Mar 9

So his mind wouldn’t let him pass anything, ANYTHING…first time in decades the air was clear of his noxious fumes…but built up pressure inside…exploded in a virtual shitstorm.

niyad

(133,139 posts)
8. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 10:16 AM
Mar 9

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Dulcinea

(10,183 posts)
15. The best thing to come out of his mouth...
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:14 AM
Mar 9

...will be his last breath.

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OGBuzz

(423 posts)
21. accidentally struck by Barron rushing to...
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 11:54 AM
Mar 9

the nearest recruitment center to sign up for daddy and BiBi's war.

twodogsbarking

(19,006 posts)
25. Sorry my friends, he is still living. Pissing off Iranians may not be a good idea though. We have that.
Mon Mar 9, 2026, 12:49 PM
Mar 9
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