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Orrex

(67,201 posts) Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:06 AM Mar 10

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Is he dead yet?

Collapsed in panic at suggestion that he might have to testify under oath?

Died and is right now walking around with no legs?

Heartbroken that he wasn't gifted any women on International Women's Day?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 10 OP

No but skin cancer is a good start Coldwater Mar 10 #1

Nyet. Damn i! 58Sunliner Mar 10 #2

3 excellent options... sadly God chose none of them LymphocyteLover Mar 10 #3

A major market correction is inevitable soon Ponietz Mar 10 #4

Today would be good. niyad Mar 10 #7

No but Reggie Jackson isn't either underpants Mar 10 #5

She wasn't first. I was watching this while suffering from shingles. twodogsbarking Mar 10 #10

That's seriously lazy. underpants Mar 10 #16

They all look the same to Habba Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 10 #11

Wow 😳 MustLoveBeagles Mar 10 #25

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 10 #6

I have a dream surfered Mar 10 #13

Yes!!! SheltieLover Mar 10 #19

Cripes, soon!!! SheltieLover Mar 10 #18

Yes, please!!! Otherwise none of us may survive. niyad Mar 10 #28

;-{)..... Goonch Mar 10 #8

"Died when the demented old fool thought he could take over the world... hlthe2b Mar 10 #9

Aw MustLoveBeagles Mar 10 #26

Klaatu and Gort come back to Washington? Harker Mar 10 #12

I wish MustLoveBeagles Mar 10 #27

I'd love to cue the theramin. Harker Mar 10 #29

Sadly, no. But he did get a bad diagnosis... surfered Mar 10 #14

Did you see JustAnotherGen Mar 10 #15

No but malaise Mar 10 #17

No, but for gawd's sakes, it has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Mar 10 #20

Before he destroys the world! surfered Mar 10 #21

Exactly what I was thinking! SheltieLover Mar 10 #22

Shoelace on his Florshiems got stuck in the moving steps of his escalator Blue Owl Mar 10 #23

That's an image that will buoy my spirits through the whole day! Orrex Mar 10 #24

It is hard to tell if trump is dead or not LetMyPeopleVote Mar 10 #30

No cheering out my windows yet...... electric_blue68 Mar 10 #31

Coldwater

(1,309 posts)

1. No but skin cancer is a good start

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:25 AM

Mar 10

58Sunliner

(6,342 posts)

2. Nyet. Damn i!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:50 AM

Mar 10

LymphocyteLover

(9,932 posts)

3. 3 excellent options... sadly God chose none of them

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:54 AM

Mar 10

Makes me wonder if there really is a god...

Ponietz

(4,363 posts)

4. A major market correction is inevitable soon

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 07:55 AM

Mar 10

niyad

(132,962 posts)

7. Today would be good.

Reply to Ponietz (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:02 AM

Mar 10

underpants

(196,794 posts)

5. No but Reggie Jackson isn't either

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:00 AM

Mar 10

Alina Habba condemns Kamala Harris’s remarks at Reggie Jackson’s funeral. (It was Jesse Jackson).

Link to tweet

?s=46

twodogsbarking

(18,948 posts)

10. She wasn't first. I was watching this while suffering from shingles.

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:39 AM

Mar 10

https://nypost.com/2019/12/30/cbs-news-apologizes-for-mixing-up-elijah-cummings-and-john-lewis-on-air/

underpants

(196,794 posts)

16. That's seriously lazy.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #10)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:10 AM

Mar 10

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(136,201 posts)

11. They all look the same to Habba

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:40 AM

Mar 10

MustLoveBeagles

(16,766 posts)

25. Wow 😳

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:54 AM

Mar 10

Cause they all look alike am I right?

niyad

(132,962 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:00 AM

Mar 10

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,708 posts)

13. I have a dream

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:58 AM

Mar 10

SheltieLover

(81,109 posts)

19. Yes!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #13)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:01 AM

Mar 10

SheltieLover

(81,109 posts)

18. Cripes, soon!!!

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:01 AM

Mar 10

Has to be soon, doesn't it?

niyad

(132,962 posts)

28. Yes, please!!! Otherwise none of us may survive.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #18)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:24 PM

Mar 10

Goonch

(5,239 posts)

8. ;-{).....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:16 AM

Mar 10

hlthe2b

(114,132 posts)

9. "Died when the demented old fool thought he could take over the world...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:37 AM

Mar 10

but found out the hard way that HE CAN'T TAKE MY PIZZA!"

MustLoveBeagles

(16,766 posts)

26. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #9)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:59 AM

Mar 10

If that were my dogs they would've snarfed that pizza 🍕 down instantly.

Harker

(17,884 posts)

12. Klaatu and Gort come back to Washington?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 08:45 AM

Mar 10

MustLoveBeagles

(16,766 posts)

27. I wish

Reply to Harker (Reply #12)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:00 PM

Mar 10

Harker

(17,884 posts)

29. I'd love to cue the theramin.

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #27)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:37 PM

Mar 10

surfered

(13,708 posts)

14. Sadly, no. But he did get a bad diagnosis...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:00 AM

Mar 10

JustAnotherGen

(38,067 posts)

15. Did you see

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:02 AM

Mar 10

That sore that's getting bigger on his neck?

It's a glimmer of hope.

malaise

(296,780 posts)

17. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 09:51 AM

Mar 10

the ankles are cankles😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221086565

SheltieLover

(81,109 posts)

20. No, but for gawd's sakes, it has to be soon, doesn't it?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:03 AM

Mar 10

surfered

(13,708 posts)

21. Before he destroys the world!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #20)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:22 AM

Mar 10

SheltieLover

(81,109 posts)

22. Exactly what I was thinking!

Reply to surfered (Reply #21)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:35 AM

Mar 10

Blue Owl

(59,271 posts)

23. Shoelace on his Florshiems got stuck in the moving steps of his escalator

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 10:40 AM

Mar 10

Pulled him in and ground him into raw hamburger

Orrex

(67,201 posts)

24. That's an image that will buoy my spirits through the whole day!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #23)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 11:26 AM

Mar 10

LetMyPeopleVote

(180,522 posts)

30. It is hard to tell if trump is dead or not

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 12:40 PM

Mar 10

electric_blue68

(26,958 posts)

31. No cheering out my windows yet......

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Mar 10, 2026, 01:23 PM

Mar 10

Big SIGHHhhh... 😑

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