Photo of some of the men of Trump's cabinet wearing shoes that Trump sent them.......

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The pathetic people who control our military, treasury, commerce, and National Intelligence are scared to death to tell Donald that they have their own shoes. He makes them ALL wear identical Florsheims that he got them so they match as they dance for him like mortified seals.

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[samplegirl]

1. What next?

Lousy fitting matching suits?

[MustLoveBeagles]

13. I said this in a similar thread yesterday

I hope he doesn't make them wear diapers too.

[UpInArms]

2. Part of the new Nazi uniform ... soon the will all have

very long red ties to match

[walkingman]

3. That's funny. We are living in interesting times. It's like regressive evolution ☮

[Prairie Gates]

7. Neither Lutnick nor Bessent own a pair of dress shoes that cost less than $1400

For Trump to give them $145 Florsheims is really a move that says, "You're little better than an intern in my eyes."

[Prairie Gates]

4. Boar on the Florsheim?

[Abstractartist]

5. And

And Nehru jackets, so they all look like table busboys.

[Lovie777]

6. Maga uniforms.................

[marble falls]

8. I got shoes, you got shoes, all Fraud's children got shoes ...

... when I get a presser gonna put on my shoes and walk all over for the cameras!

They look like the latest graduates from a door to door sales class.

My grandfather had a pair just like them, we buried him in them sixty years ago.

[pandr32]

15. LOL!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

9. TACO still has KANKLES...

Even Florsheims and black socks cannot hide that fact.

[Ilsa]

10. They'd wear $145 Florsheims to gut and clean

their fish if they didn't have squires to do it for them already. Those Florsheims will be a joke at a future cocktail party. They might even have a bro party where the price of admission is Florsheims to be donated to Salvation Army. Or the strippers will wear them.

[riversedge]

11. Nothing said about giving the gals on his staff a present.

[MustLoveBeagles]

14. I guess it's Melania's job

To buy them 6 inch stilettos and but ugly dresses.

[mwmisses4289]

12. Looks like he got just one size for everyone.

Maybe it's the picture angle, but some look too big, some look too small.

[Mblaze]

16. To quote my man Frank - "Brown Shoes Don't Make It"

"A world of secret hungers,
Perverting the men who make your laws
Every desire is hidden away,
In drawer, in a desk,
By a Naughahyde chair
On a rug where they walk and drool
Past the girls in the office

You see in the back, of the City Hall mind
The dream of a girl about thirteen
Off with her clothes and into a bed,
Where she tickles his fancy all night long"

[lame54]

17. They're probably intentionally...

A size too small

[musette_sf]

18. "The guys get shoes!"

Now he’s going full Paul Anka

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[dalton99a]

19. NEXT: Trump asks Cabinet to wear underwear outside their pants.

[bif]

20. Taking ass-kissing to the next level!

Well done guys!

[kacekwl]

21. Why do the even pretend anymore ?

Just dress up as jesters and dance around and tickle his pee pee at the same time. Not a man in the bunch.

[Kid Berwyn]

22. Most Shambolic

“Nobody dast blame this man. You don’t understand: Willy was a salesman. And for a salesman, there’s no rock bottom to the life. He don’t put a bolt to a nut, he don’t tell you the law or give you medicine. He’s a man way out there in the blue riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. And then you get yourself a couple spots on your hat and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream boy, it comes with the territory.” — Arthur Miller, “Death of a Salesman.”

[Marie Marie]

23. And I'm sure that we, the taxpayers. paid for them. Priorities - Sigh!

[Skittles]

24. am I the only one who thinks women would not put up with this shit???

[Totally Tunsie]

25. Just another Don:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe_phone#:~:text=A%20shoe%20phone%20is%20a,actually%20

[RandySF]

26. What is it with billionaires and cheap stuff?

$145 don't buy decent dress shoes anymore.

[riversedge]

29. A little bright shoe polish with fool the Fool!!

[wcmagumba]

27. Everyone must pee and poo in their pants...

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Trump's a real peepee poopoo guy...

[rampartd]

28. true fact: the battle of gettysburg was fought over shoes

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[Emrys]

30. I hope they pinch like bastards n/t

[KitFox]

31. To me it seems like another sign that he is an abuser.

Trump dictates a clothing choice meant to force dominance over them and by humiliating them diminish their independence. It is ghastly pathetic. Another outward manifestation of his insatiable black hole of pitiful need. I ran out of “WTFs so long ago.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

32. Marco Rubio was photographed wearing the alleged shoes despite them being too large.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

33. trump coercing staff to wear the same black pair of shoes that he wears.

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NEWS — Trump coercing staff to wear the same black pair of shoes that he wears.

“Everybody’s afraid not to wear them,” a staffer said, as some reportedly ditch their own footwear to comply with Trump’s wishes.

We’re officially in the dumbest timeline.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. The internet is having fun at trump making Rubio wear shoes that do not fit him

[LetMyPeopleVote]

35. Here are yet more memes/jokes regarding trump giving Rubia too large shoes

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