📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. Trump has been buying $145

[riversedge]

Maybe they fit better when little Rubio grows up???


📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size.

Trump has been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for allies, using the gifts as a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity within his circle.

Source: The Times

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[riversedge]

1. Imagine the alternate headline: "President HARRIS buys matching pumps for all female staffers to encourage unity and l

Imagine the alternate headline:
"President HARRIS buys matching pumps for all female staffers
to encourage unity and loyalty." 👠 👠

Fox would be apoplectic for a week.

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[WestMichRad]

2. "a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity..."

No, it’s a gauge of obedience.

[Volaris]

20. Thats right, trump may as well have said 'dance for me, monkey'.

How long is it gonna be before he just orders someone to outright masturbate for him at a cabinet meeting I wonder, just to see who's willing.

And Marco thinks he's gonna run for president on this humiliation lol.

[B.See]

42. Doubtful, because these spineless

grovelling weasles have so prostrated and emasculated themselves in abject feality to their fuhrer, I have to wonder how they can even get it up, much less look themselves in the mirror.

[hlthe2b]

3. OMG. Why didn't he just go to Florsheim and exchange them--or buy a new pair if necessary?!

What a damned fawning idiot.

[underpants]

9. Exactly what I was thinking

[Girard442]

36. Because Stalin....errr....Trump would know.

Wearing the badly fitting shoes is an act of grovelling.

[rsdsharp]

38. Why call Florsheim? You can just buy a pair on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Florsheim-Rubano-Oxford-Black-Smooth/dp/B0DT1V38JG/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_sspa?crid=1QVXBQH8L3X1A&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.faw4k69DotV0hTTq03NPHDYRLa8-QBQwJR5hxPRSbZX0ZRFBWM-JqU-JynWwDyYMNp4sL4a8p20tvS4DEeHGQiPDje3wIa3Czrxhqz35_928bvhvHfkWVLUVqlLFiygMe8w67_4OsHiz5d4ZKhBIqoVsC64XQvjyGRhFL1NT2SIIdiuFHwh4b6laucswkfp2VW6KRTm_MdHMwixRGRcSlPlf-w0l2NRK2Q-7DmYl6oC82jNN3gD1CRUqrDekhzYiTV6REjAiEobsh6NcynT__b9aTTJJDv6fkO2YTlQaCnU.LJIznFT82xFLOULRRsfNs4sZPEDk5nUh5Wd5SIfHVkA&dib_tag=se&keywords=florsheim+mens+dress+shoes&qid=1773519782&sprefix=floursheim%2Caps%2C158&sr=8-2-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1#

[wcmagumba]

4. Wow Lil Marco, those shoes are way way too big for widdle feet like yours...stuff some paper or something in there...

[UTUSN]

23. Lots of things are too big for RUBIO-Batista - senator, Secty of State, presidential candidate, integrity...

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[Lovie777]

5. In my lifetime...........

this is the most corrupt, abnormal, hateful, evil, greedy, non caring, breaking laws and rules, unconstitutional warmongering run government ever.

Rubio so afraid to tell the crazy man those shoes are not his size and wears them because he's too chicken..................

We are fucked.

[newdeal2]

10. Rubio thinks he is in the lead to replace Trump in '28

He’ll happily wear some ill fitting shoes if he can become president one day.

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. Only because Donny's order for rubber clown noses hasn't arrived yet. nt

[CincyDem]

7. Early stage of training for "Boar on the Floor". Succession fans will get it. n/t

If you saw it, ya don’t forget it. Not physically violent but emotionally gruesome.



From wiki:

Boar on the Floor"
The episode's most widely noted sequence depicts "Boar on the Floor," a sadistic game Logan plays to root out the source of a leak in his company. Roche said that the scene was an effort to "explore how poisonous an influence Logan is on his friends and family, as well as on the world."[3] Armstrong named several real-life influences for the "extraordinary and extreme" nature of the way internal corporate conflicts were handled in the episode, including Sumner Redstone, Ghislaine Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch. Parekh drew inspiration from the Stanford prison experiment, which the director felt shed insight on "how people settle in a habit, and they allow themselves to do things that they would otherwise never do." Parekh noted that certain parts of the scene, such as the actors crawling on their hands and knees, were not originally in the script, and that he had to take care to minimize the amount of discomfort among the actors in filming the "awful" and "gruesome" scene.[2] Parekh added that his intent in filming the scenes where Logan intimidates individual members of his circle was to evoke "the feeling of being called on in the fourth or fifth grade [by] your teacher."[4] Actor David Rasche, who plays Karl, remarked on the immediate popularity of "Boar on the Floor" among viewers, including his son, who played the game with his friends.[3]

[mwmisses4289]

8. So t is just getting one size and giving them out to his...

followers? sycophants?
That pic from a few days ago, I thought it was the angle of the pic that made it look like some of the shoes were too big or too small. Apparently it wasn't, just t doing the one size fits all nonsense.

[tintinvotes]

11. I think that it's in the tRump Epstien files.

I remember reading an email with a person who talked about getting shoes for the girls, so they could track them.

[GoCubsGo]

12. Part of me finds this hilarious.

Kind of a "Bed. Made. Lie." thing. But, then I realize how fucking terrifying this is. We have a goddamn lunatic running the show, and his toadies are humiliating themselves with their kow-towing to him--instead of trying to fucking remove him to the dementia ward. Goddammit.

[eppur_se_muova]

13. Nothing Trmp does is lighthearted.

This is forcing embarrassing obeisance in public. It's meant to be cruel and humiliating.

[Girard442]

37. Like his cheating at golf.

I won again. i'm a genius. Say it.

[Goonch]

14. ;-{)

[dem4decades]

15. People should post photos of Trump and Liddle Marco's ankles in those shoes. Trump would be furious.

[tanyev]

16. Who is the activities director for Donny's Adult Day Care?

This feels like a project they came up with to keep him out of Stephen Miller’s “hair” while Nosferatu is running ruining the country.

[ColoringFool]

17. Perfect---For A Trump Clown. 🤡 👞 🎪 🎠

[Emile]

18. I bet we bought those shoes.

[Johnny2X2X]

19. Trump is not buying

We are, he's using taxpayer money for this weird fetish.

[Swede]

21. How fucking embarrassing is that?

And no, Trump did not spend a nickle of his own money.

[Midnight Writer]

22. Marco does his Big Shoe Dance for Trump whenever he goes into the Oval Office.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. The internet is having fun at trump making Rubio wear shoes that do not fit him

[B.See]

43. Bwaaahahahaaaa. LOVE THESE.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. Here are yet more memes/jokes regarding trump giving Rubia too large shoes

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[Irish_Dem]

26. You and I are paying for those shoes. Not Trump.

[MIButterfly]

28. Thank you, Irish_Dem.

I agree 100%. I didn't see your post until after I posted mine. Great minds and all that....

[Irish_Dem]

33. Ha. Yep great minds nailed it.

[MIButterfly]

27. I don't believe for one second that DJT paid for those shoes.

He never pays for anything put of his own pocket. I wouldn't be surprised if he used OUR money for it.

Lying, grifting bastard.

[The Roux Comes First]

29. These Pathetic Losers Are Just So Sad

It makes me think of Junior High School (now Middle School). Did they actually have parents who paid them any attention? Marco, speak up!!

You are sad little lads and lassies entirely lacking in any character or personality of your own, hoping against hope that this desperate, insecure, never-properly-patented-hisself thug/bully will somehow reclaim you from the dustbin of your life. He won't. He can't. Suicide might be your best choice!

[Vinca]

30. Guess Little Marco and his BIG shoes can say goodbye to 2028.

[Blue Owl]

31. The Cabinet of Shitheels

[DJ Synikus Makisimus]

32. Better too big than too small, methinks.

One may always fill big shoes with newspaper or something, not that Mario appears to be doing that. It's probably too much of an intellectual leap for him. But imagine his pain if Trump ordered him small ones? Try not to smile devilishly or bigly at that thought.

So by ordering shoes too big, is Trump demanding that "Little Mario's" feet grow? You KNOW what they say about men with big feet.

[GiqueCee]

34. A diseased narcissist's mind...

... knows no boundaries. What a sick fuck!
I've implored Satan to call him home several times, but I don't think He wants any part of him, either.

[Norrrm]

35. Do Rubio's shoes have lifts already built in?

Here are your free loyalty shoes.

Invoice to follow.

[Emile]

39. You sure it isn't tax payers buying these shoes?

[doc03]

40. Imagine wearing shoes two sizes too big for fear of Trump.

[Initech]

41. This is some full blown North Korea shit.

[Maru Kitteh]

44. OOOOOOooo I hope he orders SUITS next, and then MAKEUP.

YES PLEASE!!! More of this!

[sinkingfeeling]

45. Clown shoes for all.