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Orrex

(67,212 posts) Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:14 AM Mar 12

Is he dead yet?

Dialysis machine disabled by hackers mid-cleanse?

Raging infection from nicked scalp while combing his hairs?

Got a look at Hegseth's banned photos and turned to stone?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 12 OP

No but malaise Mar 12 #1

Lol SheltieLover Mar 12 #5

Recognized as the turd in the punch bowl & flushed? SheltieLover Mar 12 #2

Bwaaaah malaise Mar 12 #3

;-{).... Goonch Mar 12 #4

#3 made me laugh! Is he undergoing dialysis? Any reports of that? LymphocyteLover Mar 12 #6

No idea, but hope springs eternal! SheltieLover Mar 12 #8

I saw it suggested earlier this week... Orrex Mar 12 #16

He croaked a while ago, but BlueKota Mar 12 #7

Went night fishing with Al Neri on Lake Tahoe. Hail Mary. twodogsbarking Mar 12 #9

The toy in his Happy Meal was an Iranian drone. twodogsbarking Mar 12 #10

I would like to nominate this post for today's thread winner. NNadir Mar 12 #17

Agreed! Orrex Mar 12 #22

I am honored. For today I will be known as "Sir twodogsbarking". twodogsbarking Mar 12 #25

You also get the key to the executive washroom for 24 hours Orrex Mar 12 #30

Let us all thank Orrex for efforts made. twodogsbarking Mar 12 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 12 #12

I have a dream.. surfered Mar 12 #14

All over the world. niyad Mar 12 #19

"Possibly dead at the hands of a cabinet member after reaching a 'final straw' when... hlthe2b Mar 12 #13

Aw MustLoveBeagles Mar 12 #29

I think he deserves a little consolation chew... GopherGal Mar 12 #33

Don't know if he'll ever go due to this dilemma. surfered Mar 12 #15

Ha ha MustLoveBeagles Mar 12 #24

They had to sew his mouff shut. He was dead and wouldn't stop blabbering. twodogsbarking Mar 12 #27

Of course all of us look forward to this glorious day but I for one will miss the DU wit it brings each morning. NNadir Mar 12 #18

Then we can have the daily, "He's STILL Dead" thread. niyad Mar 12 #20

Good idea. NNadir Mar 12 #21

For some time after the happy event, a friend started every text with, "On a niyad Mar 12 #23

So is Generalissimo Francisco Franco. Ocelot II Mar 12 #28

The Ides of March are approaching fast Blue Owl Mar 12 #26

YES!!! Thank you for the reminder! niyad Mar 12 #31

Et tu Lindsay? Nah...won't happen. Lindsay... NNadir Mar 12 #32

malaise

(296,821 posts)

1. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:32 AM

Mar 12

Massie is having a good laugh at this lying mout a massi* 😀

* A slang term used to refer to someone who talks too much. They often keep blabbering about random topics that don't make any sense.

https://jamaicanpatwah.com/term/Mout-a-massi/1332

SheltieLover

(81,186 posts)

5. Lol

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:04 AM

Mar 12

SheltieLover

(81,186 posts)

2. Recognized as the turd in the punch bowl & flushed?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:49 AM

Mar 12

malaise

(296,821 posts)

3. Bwaaaah

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:54 AM

Mar 12

Goonch

(5,257 posts)

4. ;-{)....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:02 AM

Mar 12

LymphocyteLover

(9,946 posts)

6. #3 made me laugh! Is he undergoing dialysis? Any reports of that?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:13 AM

Mar 12

SheltieLover

(81,186 posts)

8. No idea, but hope springs eternal!

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:17 AM

Mar 12

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Orrex

(67,212 posts)

16. I saw it suggested earlier this week...

Reply to LymphocyteLover (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:37 AM

Mar 12

That his neck rash is consistent with the use of adhesive tape to hold a center line in place, as with urgent dialysis.

I have no idea if it’s true, but anything that gives me hope for his speedy demise is welcome!

BlueKota

(5,437 posts)

7. He croaked a while ago, but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:17 AM

Mar 12

unfortunately turned into a zombie 🧟‍♂️, and is now a full fledged member of the walking dead!

twodogsbarking

(18,966 posts)

9. Went night fishing with Al Neri on Lake Tahoe. Hail Mary.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:42 AM

Mar 12

twodogsbarking

(18,966 posts)

10. The toy in his Happy Meal was an Iranian drone.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:43 AM

Mar 12

NNadir

(38,227 posts)

17. I would like to nominate this post for today's thread winner.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #10)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:07 AM

Mar 12

Orrex

(67,212 posts)

22. Agreed!

Reply to NNadir (Reply #17)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:16 AM

Mar 12

twodogsbarking

(18,966 posts)

25. I am honored. For today I will be known as "Sir twodogsbarking".

Reply to Orrex (Reply #22)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:23 AM

Mar 12

Orrex

(67,212 posts)

30. You also get the key to the executive washroom for 24 hours

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #25)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:35 AM

Mar 12

twodogsbarking

(18,966 posts)

11. Let us all thank Orrex for efforts made.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 08:44 AM

Mar 12

niyad

(133,016 posts)

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:00 AM

Mar 12

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,741 posts)

14. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:30 AM

Mar 12

niyad

(133,016 posts)

19. All over the world.

Reply to surfered (Reply #14)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:10 AM

Mar 12

hlthe2b

(114,161 posts)

13. "Possibly dead at the hands of a cabinet member after reaching a 'final straw' when...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:08 AM

Mar 12

he insisted they try Melania's shoes next"

MustLoveBeagles

(16,787 posts)

29. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #13)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:29 AM

Mar 12

Cute little pupper. Melania's 👠 should be listed as torture devices.

GopherGal

(2,923 posts)

33. I think he deserves a little consolation chew...

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #29)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 07:11 PM

Mar 12

Last edited Fri Mar 13, 2026, 09:55 PM - Edit history (1)

Hopefully for pupper's sake, her shoes aren't as sour as her personality.

surfered

(13,741 posts)

15. Don't know if he'll ever go due to this dilemma.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:32 AM

Mar 12

MustLoveBeagles

(16,787 posts)

24. Ha ha

Reply to surfered (Reply #15)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:18 AM

Mar 12

twodogsbarking

(18,966 posts)

27. They had to sew his mouff shut. He was dead and wouldn't stop blabbering.

Reply to surfered (Reply #15)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:25 AM

Mar 12

NNadir

(38,227 posts)

18. Of course all of us look forward to this glorious day but I for one will miss the DU wit it brings each morning.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:09 AM

Mar 12

niyad

(133,016 posts)

20. Then we can have the daily, "He's STILL Dead" thread.

Reply to NNadir (Reply #18)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:12 AM

Mar 12

NNadir

(38,227 posts)

21. Good idea.

Reply to niyad (Reply #20)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:12 AM

Mar 12

niyad

(133,016 posts)

23. For some time after the happy event, a friend started every text with, "On a

Reply to NNadir (Reply #21)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:16 AM

Mar 12

cheerful note, scalia is STILL dead!" It did tend to brighten the day.

Ocelot II

(130,810 posts)

28. So is Generalissimo Francisco Franco.

Reply to niyad (Reply #23)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:29 AM

Mar 12

Blue Owl

(59,292 posts)

26. The Ides of March are approaching fast

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 10:24 AM

Mar 12

Sharpen up that blade, oh Reaper.....

niyad

(133,016 posts)

31. YES!!! Thank you for the reminder!

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #26)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 12:31 PM

Mar 12

NNadir

(38,227 posts)

32. Et tu Lindsay? Nah...won't happen. Lindsay...

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #26)

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 02:18 PM

Mar 12

...really wouldn't be in such a position to stab through that fat gut given that his head is so far up the orange pedophile's ass.

No Brutus he...

And certainly the paraphrase of Shakespeare's "this was the noblest American of them all" could never be applied to creepy Graham.

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