Which Of Trump's Dumbest Lawyers Are In Big Trouble With The Bar Today?

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Lindsey Halligan and Ed Martin, currently tied for first dumbest lawyer in the whole Trump regime.


These ones

Meet the newest candidates for the Rudy Giuliani Award For Excellence In Getting Disbarred For Committing Crimes And/Or Violating The Constitution For Donald Trump!

Who will be the first lawyer in Trump Regime 2.0 to fully throw away their ability to practice in their chosen career for the sake of that liquid-shitting orange fistula in the White House? Who will be the next Trump idiot to one day hear Satan utter the words “You’re not licensed to practice law in hell either!” just like Trump’s original mentor/ethically bankrupt lawyer Roy Cohn did, on the day he went through freshman orientation in hell?

We don’t know, but it could be the former US Attorney from Baywatch Lindsey Halligan, because she’s under bar investigation in Florida. Or it could be needy tryhard and breathtaking dumbass Ed Martin, who has failed out of so many Trump regime positions we can’t even keep up anymore. He’s in big trouble with the DC bar.

Let’s start with the dingus Lindsey Halligan, since her latest news of shame happened first. Has it been almost two whole months since Lindsey Halligan stormed out of the Eastern District of Virginia shouting “YOU CAN’T FIRE ME TWO MONTHS AGO, IIIIIIIIIII QUIT”?

Well here is the latest good news for her mom and dad to put in their family “what happened this year” letter they send to relatives at Christmas.

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