We live in the dumbest fucking timeline

[Aviation Pro]

In another universe, Clinton won in 2016, the U.S. is prosperous, there are less than 10 billionaires in the country, Elooooon was deported back to South Africa, universal healthcare is the law of the land, abortion rights were codified in the Constitution as an amendment, Putin was overthrown and rumored to be part of a sidewalk near Red Square, and a child rapist bag of fuck is drooling in his cell.

[Bettie]

1. Is there a list I can sign up on

to be on the waitlist for that timeline?

Because this one SUCKS.

[electric_blue68]

2. You'll tell us if you find the door to that timeline, yes?

[dweller]

3. Ima gonna bed

And dream i wake up in that timeline …

🙏




✌🏻

[Dave Bowman]

4. Well, time to finish my Multiverse-traveling machine and get the hell out of here.

[BlueKota]

5. I'd Wish Upon A Million Stars

to find and live in that timeline.

[Skittles]

6. heck

imagine how much better off we would have been with Al Gore instead of that warmonger fucking POS Dubya

[calimary]

8. Yeah. That, too.

[Coventina]

12. Was going to post that very thing.

Heck, it happened before I was born, but I wouldn’t mind being in the timeline when JFK wasn’t assassinated.

[Skittles]

14. ah OK

at first I thought you were saying Gore/Dubya was before you were born and I immediately thought, I HAVE SHOES OLDER THAN YOU

[Coventina]

15. lol! No, I was fully adult by 2000!

[calimary]

7. Well, that IS what I voted for.

She would have kicked the last closed door open for women in politics.

[diverdownjt]

9. I've read a lot of alternate future timelines...

Where things are very different. NONE of them saw a ruling class with such incompetent buffoons that were this successful at
f##cking shit up so fast and so completely.

[kairos12]

10. This hurts.

[BigmanPigman]

13. We live in the fucking dumbest COUNTRY!!!

Voters never learn from history or the errors we have made. I used to be a proud patriot. I lived in Phila. I was born on July 3rd. The 4th of July was a real celebration for me. Not any more! Thanks to the dumbest voters on Earth the USA now sucks. I am embarrassed to be an American.

[fierywoman]

16. The SNL from 2006 where (the real) Al Gore speaks as being the president:

[niyad]

17. Can we transfer to that timeline??