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Orrex

(67,083 posts)
Mon Mar 23, 2026, 08:21 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Crushed (once again) by plunging stock market?

Cardiac arrest while doing "victory" lap after "winning" in Iran?

Died of embarrassment upon revelation that his whole Iran campaign is based on misheard Flock of Seagulls lyrics?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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SheltieLover

(80,240 posts)
2. MLK, Jr.'s ghost drags him into the abyss during his visit to Memphis today & drops him at Styx without a coin?
Mon Mar 23, 2026, 08:25 AM
Monday

surfered

(13,347 posts)
3. If we win the midterms and take back the House..
Mon Mar 23, 2026, 08:33 AM
Monday

..their investigative powers should uncover and expose all of Trump’s corruption. He’ll be toast.

hlthe2b

(113,829 posts)
4. Uhh oh... This guy on your golf course LOVES cankles! Run, Trumpie Run!
Mon Mar 23, 2026, 08:42 AM
Monday

Oh, yeah...Maybe not. Take your time...

niyad

(132,215 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Mon Mar 23, 2026, 08:46 AM
Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

NNadir

(37,960 posts)
14. Died from a resistant infection when his bone spurs broke through his ankle when...
Mon Mar 23, 2026, 10:39 AM
Monday

Last edited Mon Mar 23, 2026, 01:40 PM - Edit history (1)

...he and Lindsay Graham stormed the beaches in the Persian Gulf?

BComplex

(9,899 posts)
15. No, he's not dead yet, but America almost is.
Mon Mar 23, 2026, 10:56 AM
Monday

I cannot believe nobody was prepared for this kind of nightmare. Kamala warned us!

Jack Valentino

(4,955 posts)
22. "Weekend At Bernie's" DEAD Trump recreated with A.I. ......
Mon Mar 23, 2026, 11:21 PM
Monday


The A.I. has gotten his total stupidity down just about right....

SergeStorms

(20,533 posts)
17. My bottle.....
Mon Mar 23, 2026, 11:18 AM
Monday

of Veuve Clicquot continues to languish in the vegetable crisper of my refrigerator.

Won't he please think about my bottle of champagne and just die already? 🤨

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