Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Keeled over after routine check-up: cause of death? Too much perfect, beautiful health.

Coronary upon learning that Zelensky was nominated for the Nobel?

Drowned in the sea of taxpayer money that he's daily pouring into his illegal war of distraction?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

2. Strangled by his puppetmasters' strings as they fought for control?

Choked on a hamberder when he learned Zelenskyy was formally nominated for a Nobel (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221121803 )

Strangled with leash when bibi & pootin had disagreement over whose turn it was to wag walk the dog?

[Coldwater]

3. No, but

yesterday during the swearing-in ceremony of the new Department of Homeland Security Secretary, Trump's hand looked 'like a balloon' and face was drooping

Close, real close

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) Snip

[malaise]

7. Fabulous

Rec

[twodogsbarking]

5. Went for a limo ride and Tiger Woods was the chauffeur.

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. This post has aged very well

Are you clairvoyant?

[twodogsbarking]

27. Rather weird but laughable. Thanks.

[malaise]

6. THIS

Coronary upon learning that Zelensky was nominated for the Nobel?

[surfered]

9. This

[malaise]

10. Hehehehehe

Good one😀

[AllaN01Bear]

22. ding. this

id love to see him have a last fit on truth social and go

[surfered]

8. Suffers fatal hernia from attempting to throw Hegseth under the bus over the war with Iran.

https://newrepublic.com/post/208073/trump-blames-pete-hegseth-iran-war

[malaise]

11. You're on a

roll😀

[malaise]

12. No but

He sure is sleeping up a storm these days
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143637841

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. We share your dream

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

20. 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

Come on, cholesterol! Tired of waiting.

[LymphocyteLover]

15. maybe he was inspired by his visit to Graceland and died like Elvis, trying to have a massive dump

[littlemissmartypants]

16. 🌞❤️

[Joinfortmill]

17. No, goddamnit. Soon, I hope. Everything he touches he torches.

There's even volatility in U.S. Treasury Bills. WTF?

[hlthe2b]

18. "Orange Man Bad..."

(Smart Dog... )

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. Smart pup 👍

[twodogsbarking]

19. Is their a doctor in the haus? How many body parts can fall off before one dies?

[AllaN01Bear]

21. dang nabbit. no, james t kirk. not yet

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. Soon, very soon

[Blue Owl]

26. Have a few more buckets of fried chicken

Then chase it down with a few more Big Macs and Diet Cokes