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MineralMan

(151,293 posts)
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 02:34 PM Mar 25

Give ICE a Break. They're Standing for America in Airports Now

Standing near the Burger King, because they might need to eat at any given time.
Standing outside the women's restrooms to make sure only real women go in.
Standing across from the TSA security checks. See, they're not allowed to go in there.
Standing at the counter in MacDonald's, trying to decide whether to try the new "Big Arch" or just stick with the Big Mac.
Standing and peering at travelers, paying special attention to those with brownish skin or unusual clothing.
Standing while Taking turns using the restrooms. Only ICE agent one is allowed in there at a time.
Standing proudly with knowing grins because they're getting paid, while the TSA people who actually doing something are not.
Standing near the doors in the baggage claim areas, taking their turns at a smoke break.

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Give ICE a Break. They're Standing for America in Airports Now (Original Post) MineralMan Mar 25 OP
I have a rando prediction GusBob Mar 25 #1
Wouldn't surprise me at all. MineralMan Mar 25 #4
If I were a TSA agent I'd be extremely pissed 😡 MustLoveBeagles Mar 25 #2
I'm sure they are pissed. MineralMan Mar 25 #3
My theory is that someone suggested this airport duty to soften ICE's reputation for allegorical oracle Mar 25 #5
Yeah, maybe. MineralMan Mar 25 #6
And they have all the combat weapons just in case a passenger tries to violate the 3.4 ounce limit dalton99a Mar 25 #7
Well, It Is a Capital Crime! MineralMan Mar 25 #8

GusBob

(8,253 posts)
1. I have a rando prediction
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 02:40 PM
Mar 25

I predict that one of the newer undertrained or untrained agents leaves his loaded weapon or maybe a tear gas canister in one of the restrooms PAST the security checkpoint. It goes missing and the airport gets shut down in the ensuing emergency

allegorical oracle

(6,489 posts)
5. My theory is that someone suggested this airport duty to soften ICE's reputation for
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 03:26 PM
Mar 25

cruelty. No masks, "helping" travelers -- what good folks are ICE officers.

MineralMan

(151,293 posts)
6. Yeah, maybe.
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 03:34 PM
Mar 25

And maybe it's an attempt to rescue ICE at any costs. What happened in Minnesota was a huge burn to ICE. They lost that battle very, very badly.

So, maybe they've been sent to the airports to try to recover somewhat. I'm not sure it's going to work. Millions of people are going to see a bunch of out of shape cops standing around in the airport not really accomplishing anything. Could be the death throes of ICE, it seems to me.

dalton99a

(94,268 posts)
7. And they have all the combat weapons just in case a passenger tries to violate the 3.4 ounce limit
Wed Mar 25, 2026, 03:38 PM
Mar 25
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