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Aviation Pro

(15,597 posts) Wed Mar 25, 2026, 10:26 PM Mar 25

That fucking cuck Micro Penis Mike Johnson

Once we win the House back, I hope the Democratic Speaker assigns a fucking coat closet to that motherfucker for his office with a budget of $12 and some used coffee grounds.

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That fucking cuck Micro Penis Mike Johnson (Original Post) Aviation Pro Mar 25 OP

he once said NJCher Mar 25 #1

He's more suited for Jerry2144 Mar 25 #4

Urine Sauna. BurnDoubt Mar 26 #7

Looking forward to his disgrace. mr715 Mar 25 #2

Rumor has it that him & Vance are involved in a love triangle with a couch named Cushy. nt yaesu Mar 25 #3

A couch that Lindsay Graham frequently sits on. mr715 Mar 25 #5

Snort!! canetoad Mar 25 #6

I hope od people of L get tired enough of bungling and high prices Warpy Mar 26 #8

Hah! UTUSN Mar 26 #9

Every time I see that smirking little weasel, I think of his lead role in trying to subvert the 2020 election KitFox Mar 26 #10

When Mikey Mouse hands over the gavel to Hakeem, oasis Mar 26 #11

NJCher

(43,204 posts)

1. he once said

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 11:06 PM

Mar 25

He always wanted to be a fireman.

Hahah, look at the fires he's trying to put out now!

A coat closet is too good for him.

Jerry2144

(3,278 posts)

4. He's more suited for

Reply to NJCher (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 11:15 PM

Mar 25

A portable plastic poop palace out back

BurnDoubt

(1,749 posts)

7. Urine Sauna.

Reply to Jerry2144 (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 12:50 AM

Mar 26

That'll be fine for the Wee Lad.

mr715

(3,579 posts)

2. Looking forward to his disgrace.

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 11:08 PM

Mar 25

Hope he feels it in his bones. I hope it haunts him. He believes he was installed by God. It will be a good day when that such same God crashes him against the rocks.

yaesu

(9,337 posts)

3. Rumor has it that him & Vance are involved in a love triangle with a couch named Cushy. nt

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 11:11 PM

Mar 25

mr715

(3,579 posts)

5. A couch that Lindsay Graham frequently sits on.

Reply to yaesu (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 11:17 PM

Mar 25

canetoad

(20,769 posts)

6. Snort!!

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Wed Mar 25, 2026, 11:21 PM

Mar 25

Good one.

Warpy

(114,616 posts)

8. I hope od people of L get tired enough of bungling and high prices

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 01:06 AM

Mar 26

that they send Marshmallow Mike back to his home town to probate wills for the rest of his useless life.

UTUSN

(77,795 posts)

9. Hah!

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 01:15 AM

Mar 26

KitFox

(573 posts)

10. Every time I see that smirking little weasel, I think of his lead role in trying to subvert the 2020 election

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 01:42 AM

Mar 26

certification. He spouted every crackpot conspiracy theory, was instrumental in filing the brief in the case that the Supreme Court promptly threw out, and rounded up members to vote against certification. A perfect little Drumpf toady to throw tons of sand in the gears every day.

oasis

(53,704 posts)

11. When Mikey Mouse hands over the gavel to Hakeem,

Reply to Aviation Pro (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 01:05 PM

Mar 26

I would pay big money to see the reaction of Trump.

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