Let's help rump decide what to do next

[struggle4progress]

20 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Start a business selling overpriced ICE CREAM snacks to travelers waiting in long TSA lines
	0 (0%)
	Hang large banners of himself at every gas station
	2 (10%)
	Redesign US currency so the bills spontaneously combust in your pocket
	1 (5%)
	Rename Thanksiving: "Thank you President Trump Day"
	2 (10%)
	Announce a war with China
	0 (0%)
	Insist that Elon's Grok pick election winners for 2026 and 2028
	0 (0%)
	Bomb the international drug-smuggling boats on Lake Valencia, Arkansas
	0 (0%)
	Explain that Epstein was not really his good friend but Melania's
	8 (40%)
	Other
	7 (35%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[underpants]

1. You had me at "spontaneously combus"

[Takket]

2. drop dead would be my choice

[Marie Marie]

6. That's not nice and you took the words right out of my mouth.

[durablend]

3. Release the Epstein files to distract from the war....umm...excursion

[hlthe2b]

4. Walk out into shark-infested waters...

I guess I should say I am kidding... hmmm. thinking...

[Johonny]

5. I still favor turning heel and bombing Israel

And announcing his new alliance with Iran. It's a very Trump thing to do.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

7. trump would love the thanksgiving option

[EnergizedLib]

8. Long walk, short pier