***BREAKING NEWS*** Trump Medal Of Freedom winner Tiger Woods arrested, charged with DUI after rollover crash in Florida

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Trump Medal of Freedom winner Tiger Woods was arrested and jailed on a charge of driving under the influence after being involved in a two-vehicle crash on Friday afternoon that resulted in his Land Rover rolling onto its side.

When officers reached the scene of the crash on Jupiter Island, Fla., where Woods has a home, the golfer showed “signs of impairment,” Martin County Sheriff John M. Budensiek said at a news conference. A breathalyzer test did not detect any alcohol in his system, but Woods refused a urinalysis. That led to his arrest and his being taken to Martin County Jail, where he must remain for at least eight hours. Woods will remain in jail until at least 11 p.m. to satisfy that requirement.

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https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7152418/2026/03/27/tiger-woods-car-crash-florida/

[Deuxcents]

1. He can surely afford a driver and his insurance company should drop him..he's a menace on the roads

[MustLoveBeagles]

6. Yes to all of this

Not anti-Tiger but he's clearly a menace on the roads.

[Zorro]

2. Looking like Trump was right

Tiger won't be playing in the Masters this year...

[a kennedy]

3. He didn't flunk the roadside drunk test, and he passed the breathalyzer test......but he wouldn't

give his urine for a test. Gotta be his drugs, may-be pain pills???

[Squaredeal]

4. Maybe coke?

He’s got money.

[MustLoveBeagles]

7. That's probably it

[fujiyamasan]

8. He has so much money, enough for anything and everything he could want

Seems like he’s a mess, and much of this appears to be self inflicted. He’s spiraling.

Stop coddling his ass and throw his in the slammer. Revoke his license.

[SocialDemocrat61]

9. Oh no