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reACTIONary

(7,170 posts)
Sat Mar 28, 2026, 09:25 AM Mar 28

Not so Sharpie...Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens

Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation.

https://wapo.st/47ZBms5 WaPo, no paywall, but you may have to register an email address.

My dilemma... Is this late breaking news or not? I put it in general discussion, because, philosophically, it is not news that TSF imagines things.

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tulipsandroses

(8,252 posts)
1. Other than it being a damn lie - It also shows once again that he sucks at negotiating. He paid 5 bucks for one sharpie?
Sat Mar 28, 2026, 10:23 AM
Mar 28

As Lawrence pointed out A pack of sharpie costs less than what he claimed he paid for one.
A quick look on Amazon - A 6 pack is $5.74

Johonny

(26,205 posts)
2. Trump has always created fictitious stories
Sat Mar 28, 2026, 10:30 AM
Mar 28

It's just that this past year the stories are so insane its hard not to notice them. The paperclip, the unibomber story ...

The best part of this one is watching his entire cabinet frozen in place pretending his rambling story is both real and incredible.

LetMyPeopleVote

(179,999 posts)
4. MaddowBlog-Trump shares a conversation with Sharpie maker that apparently never occurred
Mon Mar 30, 2026, 03:08 PM
Monday

As a rule, when the president talks about imaginary conversations, his descriptions are vague. Occasionally, he slips up.

Look, I realize this framing is trite, but for all of the obsessive focus on Biden’s age and mental acuity, he never went around sharing the details of imaginary conversations that he claimed to be having in the here and now.

Trump, meanwhile, does it all the time.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2026-03-30T17:59:37.440Z

https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-shares-a-conversation-with-sharpie-maker-that-apparently-never-occurred

Partway through the meeting, the Republican took several minutes to talk about his appreciation for, of all things, Sharpie pens. The Associated Press reported:

During a Cabinet meeting Thursday that discussed the war in Iran, record-long security lines at many of the nation’s top airports, rising oil prices and skittish stock markets, the president interjected by holding up a custom-made black and gold Sharpie and offering a long story about how his preferred marker came to be a White House fixture.

‘See this pen right here?’ Trump said at the start of a roughly five-minute, on-and-off diatribe on the Sharpie. ‘This pen is an interesting example.’


What followed was a lengthy and detailed description of a conversation the president claimed to have had with the company that makes the pens.

Trump: "See, this pen right here. This pen is an interesting example. It's the same thing. So this pen is very inexpensive. But it writes well. I like it. But I can't have the pen the way it was. You know what it is. I don't want to give too much publicity but they do treat me well. Sharpie."

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-03-26T15:34:25.401Z


.....The day after the Cabinet meeting, The Washington Post reported, “The company that makes the permanent markers said the exchange never happened. … Presented with a transcript of Trump’s account, a spokesperson for Sharpie maker Newell Brands said it did not occur.” When the Post asked the White House to clarify who the president had spoken to and when, it received no response.

Trump already had a “Sharpiegate” mess in his first term, and the sequel is about as absurd.

But what troubles me about this is the familiarity of the circumstances. As a rule, when the president talks about imaginary conversations, he sticks to vague descriptions that make fact-checking difficult.....

I realize this framing is trite, but for all of the obsessive focus on Joe Biden’s age and mental acuity during his term, the Democratic president never went around sharing the details of fictional conversations that he said he was having in the here and now. Trump, meanwhile, does it all the time.

Prairie Gates

(8,198 posts)
6. But if Sharpie didn't make them, where did they come from?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 06:53 PM
Tuesday

I mean, I guess it's possible that Trump's people ordered these custom Sharpies and the conversation never happened, but there are "Presidential Sharpies" that he is, in fact, using to sign bills and that he held up as he told the story.

So, what's the theory of what happened here? Some of Trump's flunkies ordered a gross of custom-made Sharpies, and then Trump imagined a conversation about them?

D_Master81

(2,588 posts)
7. Shows how out of touch this guy is
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 06:56 PM
Tuesday

He’s talking about $1000 pens and how he negotiated with Sharpie to get them for $5 when a sharpie costs way less than that. Well done sir! Incredible negotiations as always. Art of the deal.

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