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struggle4progress

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Sat Mar 28, 2026, 01:20 PM Mar 28

White House highlights the promise of AI with Melania 2.0



New robotic First Lady will stroll through the rubble of the East Wing while providing quotable soundbites such as "Be Best!" and "I don't care"

What will they think of next? What glorious future awaits us?
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Robotic AI President automatically enters sleep mode after one minute of inactivity
1 (20%)
Robotic AI cabinet members constantly brown-nose robotic AI President
0 (0%)
Robotic AI strong men can whimper "Sir" and cry on demand
3 (60%)
Robotic AI ICE and Border Patrol indiscriminately injure and kill people
0 (0%)
Robotic AI FBI director allows Iranian operatives to hack his emails
0 (0%)
Robotic AI GOP Congresional Delehation does whatever Robotic AI President says
0 (0%)
Robotic Supreme Court orders states to issue birth certificates to robotic AI voters
0 (0%)
Robotic CBS News reports on breaking opinion trends among AI robots
0 (0%)
Other
1 (20%)
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White House highlights the promise of AI with Melania 2.0 (Original Post) struggle4progress Mar 28 OP
Is the robot on the far right in the picture?? NoMoreRepugs Mar 28 #1
I think so Cirsium Mar 28 #2
"other". : all the above. fierywoman Mar 28 #3
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