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Orrex

(67,108 posts)
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:05 AM 18 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Shot himself in his bunker as befits murderous, tyrannical dictators?

Fitted with shock collar triggered by lying and was fried a crisp in 15 minutes?

Crushed once again by the plummeting dollar?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 18 hrs ago OP
No, but he's an old man...someone should be kind enough to help him. MiHale 18 hrs ago #1
Meh, malaise 17 hrs ago #6
Stroked out gazing out window? SheltieLover 17 hrs ago #2
Bwaaaaah malaise 17 hrs ago #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 17 hrs ago #3
I have a dream... surfered 17 hrs ago #10
Would be nice if the marker would be that accurate! niyad 16 hrs ago #14
No kidding! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #23
Soon... SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #22
No but malaise 17 hrs ago #4
somehow the day of our deliverance ever eludes us... it must be Satan at work LymphocyteLover 17 hrs ago #7
Drowned in ketchup. twodogsbarking 17 hrs ago #8
Another month of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad 17 hrs ago #9
Based upon the Vulcan mind meld, Spock believes he's already dead. surfered 17 hrs ago #11
"Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today" hlthe2b 16 hrs ago #12
POOOOOOOOR BABY!!! We share your pain. niyad 16 hrs ago #13
Poor little pup MustLoveBeagles 16 hrs ago #16
Doggie wins the thread malaise 15 hrs ago #21
Yes! SheltieLover 15 hrs ago #24
;-{) Bunkered Goonch 16 hrs ago #15
No, but as one NoKings attendee said.... Tanuki 16 hrs ago #17
Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus bluestarone 16 hrs ago #18
Note to self: more stick pins for my poppets. niyad 16 hrs ago #19
LOL, the more the merrier! bluestarone 15 hrs ago #20
buying stock in hat pins GopherGal 13 hrs ago #26
Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public. niyad 13 hrs ago #27
King Charles bumps him off during state visit Wicked Blue 15 hrs ago #25
That works. niyad 13 hrs ago #28
Thanks Wicked Blue 12 hrs ago #29
So very, very true. niyad 12 hrs ago #30
The day that we are waiting for LetMyPeopleVote 12 hrs ago #31

SheltieLover

(80,442 posts)
2. Stroked out gazing out window?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:44 AM
17 hrs ago

(
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1322110774#post1 )

Smothered when face became covered by stickers intended to hide his fugly mug on National Parks passes?


niyad

(132,427 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:45 AM
17 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(296,076 posts)
4. No but
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:00 AM
17 hrs ago

Hopefully one of those UFC fighters knock him out cold at the South Lawn 80th birthday party in 75 days

hlthe2b

(113,947 posts)
12. "Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today"
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:47 AM
16 hrs ago

"makes me cry..." sigh

bluestarone

(22,174 posts)
18. Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:40 AM
16 hrs ago

Lot's of STICK PINS were being ordered, so just a matter of time i'm thinking.

niyad

(132,427 posts)
27. Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 12:09 PM
13 hrs ago

My purses have handy little outside pockets, easily accessible.

Wicked Blue

(8,866 posts)
25. King Charles bumps him off during state visit
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:17 AM
15 hrs ago

"Bloody pretentious twat," he declares. "I am the king,"

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