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Orrex

(67,317 posts)
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:05 AM Mar 31

Is he dead yet?

Shot himself in his bunker as befits murderous, tyrannical dictators?

Fitted with shock collar triggered by lying and was fried a crisp in 15 minutes?

Crushed once again by the plummeting dollar?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 31 OP
No, but he's an old man...someone should be kind enough to help him. MiHale Mar 31 #1
Meh, malaise Mar 31 #6
Stroked out gazing out window? SheltieLover Mar 31 #2
Bwaaaaah malaise Mar 31 #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 31 #3
I have a dream... surfered Mar 31 #10
Would be nice if the marker would be that accurate! niyad Mar 31 #14
No kidding! SheltieLover Mar 31 #23
Soon... SheltieLover Mar 31 #22
No but malaise Mar 31 #4
somehow the day of our deliverance ever eludes us... it must be Satan at work LymphocyteLover Mar 31 #7
Drowned in ketchup. twodogsbarking Mar 31 #8
Another month of disappointment in the obituaries. WestMichRad Mar 31 #9
Based upon the Vulcan mind meld, Spock believes he's already dead. surfered Mar 31 #11
"Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today" hlthe2b Mar 31 #12
POOOOOOOOR BABY!!! We share your pain. niyad Mar 31 #13
Poor little pup MustLoveBeagles Mar 31 #16
Doggie wins the thread malaise Mar 31 #21
Yes! SheltieLover Mar 31 #24
;-{) Bunkered Goonch Mar 31 #15
No, but as one NoKings attendee said.... Tanuki Mar 31 #17
Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus bluestarone Mar 31 #18
Note to self: more stick pins for my poppets. niyad Mar 31 #19
LOL, the more the merrier! bluestarone Mar 31 #20
buying stock in hat pins GopherGal Mar 31 #26
Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public. niyad Mar 31 #27
King Charles bumps him off during state visit Wicked Blue Mar 31 #25
That works. niyad Mar 31 #28
Thanks Wicked Blue Mar 31 #29
So very, very true. niyad Mar 31 #30
The day that we are waiting for LetMyPeopleVote Mar 31 #31

SheltieLover

(81,455 posts)
2. Stroked out gazing out window?
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:44 AM
Mar 31

(
https://www.democraticunderground.com/1322110774#post1 )

Smothered when face became covered by stickers intended to hide his fugly mug on National Parks passes?


niyad

(133,593 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 07:45 AM
Mar 31

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(297,438 posts)
4. No but
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:00 AM
Mar 31

Hopefully one of those UFC fighters knock him out cold at the South Lawn 80th birthday party in 75 days

hlthe2b

(114,393 posts)
12. "Oh my. I am just seeing the 'bad' news on DU...No celebrations today"
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 08:47 AM
Mar 31

"makes me cry..." sigh

bluestarone

(22,384 posts)
18. Not yet, but i heard his VOODOO dolls were in high demand!! plus
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 09:40 AM
Mar 31

Lot's of STICK PINS were being ordered, so just a matter of time i'm thinking.

niyad

(133,593 posts)
27. Actually going to stock up on hat pins for when I have to go out in public.
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 12:09 PM
Mar 31

My purses have handy little outside pockets, easily accessible.

Wicked Blue

(8,980 posts)
25. King Charles bumps him off during state visit
Tue Mar 31, 2026, 10:17 AM
Mar 31

"Bloody pretentious twat," he declares. "I am the king,"

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