She's humping Trump's shaved ape knuckle dragging punk, & her husband's home, cross-dressing. Republican family values.

[Miles Archer]

Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was reportedly "devastated" to learn that her husband, Bryon Noem, had an alleged fetish for cross-dressing.

The Daily Mail's investigation uncovered "hundreds" of messages between Bryon Noem and three women in the fetish scene. Photos obtained by the Mail showed him dressed as a woman with fake breasts.

Byron Noem did not deny the allegations of cross-dressing or sharing explicit messages in a conversation with the Mail. But he did deny sharing "indiscreet comments about his wife" that could have endangered national security by exposing her to blackmail threats.

"I deny the second part of that," he said.

https://www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-blindsided-by-husband/

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. And she thought Corey Lewandowski was an improvement?

That's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[NoMoreRepugs]

2. Now that's a Republican All-American Family.

[CTyankee]

3. Great description!

[lame54]

4. That's why he didn't mind her affair

[Miles Archer]

5. Yeah. People kept asking why it didn't seem to bother him.

Now we know why.

[Irish_Dem]

8. One mystery solved.

[gay texan]

6. So not surprised

These fuckers are ALWAYS hiding something

[3_Limes]

7. Its OK when republicans do it.

Just ask one.

[Bobstandard]

9. Only the Best People! (TM)

[EYESORE 9001]

10. Perhaps the cross she wears

wasn’t sufficiently large or shiny enough for bronze-age sky daddy.

[Tripper11]

11. This is so delicious!

The party of hypocrisy strikes again. The more they rail against the things they think they hate or feel threatened by is exactly what most of them are doing anyway.

[Abolishinist]

12. OK, I'll admit that after reading the headline and the first paragraph

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I thought it was from The Onion. I should have known better.

[Norrrm]

13. Is Byron a Drag Princess? Not quite out in the open.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

14. Surely there's a Lou Reed song out there befitting the Noem's!

[Marie Marie]

15. Well, she's getting close to or may have surpassed the Palin family for

hypocritical weirdness.

[Vinca]

16. OMG - now this is one I actually thought was "The Onion."

[Wonder Why]

17. Privacy and prayers for her? How about every website showing her and him dressed alike? And instead of prayers,

cards with congratulations on her new boyfriend and old girlfriend?