Trump to address nation with 'important update' on Iran war

[turbinetree]

By Daniel Hampton
Published March 31, 2026 7:57 PM ET

President Donald Trump will deliver a nationally televised address Wednesday night at 9 p.m. ET to provide what the White House called an "important update" on Iran.

The announcement comes as the administration's military campaign against the country roils global energy markets and raises fears of broader regional conflict.

Trump has not indicated whether the address will include a major policy shift or battlefield update.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2676646182/

Two things come to mind

Does anyone have a translator device with capabilities for a TV while he gibber jabbers his insanity............note I will not watch.........

And is he going to tell us that his kid Barron, is foregoing college and will join the Marines, ..............

[Deuxcents]

1. Think I'll wait and let Lawrence O translate it for me. TSF goes on mute at my house, so there's that

[flying rabbit]

2. Good! I have wondering about the progress on the ballroom.

[ck4829]

3. A lot of people who said "no new wars" will now be cheering "boots on the ground"

[dem4decades]

4. Wow, we won again? And again? And again?

Is this a weekly show like the Apprentice?

[Fiendish Thingy]

5. TACO Time! Nt

[senseandsensibility]

6. He's doing it on April Fools Day

Just saying.

[Hey Joe]

7. How fitting

[flvegan]

8. Either 1. someone told him his "ratings" were in the shitter, or

2. he's got a morning market to manipulate with his endless lies and nonsense, or
3. he/his inner circle have bets on Polymarket to win ever so bigly on.

Regardless, more distractions from the Epstein files and any sort of discussion about his (alleged) raping of children.

[EarthFirst]

9. Maybe we will get an in-depth account of how great the binder clip is...

…”such a simple device. They hold a lot of paper; lot of paper. Stacks of paper which gives us great pause on how the greatest nation in the history of the world is bringing that greatness to the poor people of Iran….”

[Mordred]

10. I'm feeling a commemorative war Sharpie

that the manufacturer will know nothing about.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Another whinefest

[Just_Vote_Dem]

12. Wednesday night is AEW Wrestling

LIVE from Canada Life Centre in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

The road to #AEWDynasty brings an action packed card when #AEWDynamite is LIVE this Wednesday at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max

— AEW On TV (@aewontv.bsky.social) 2026-03-31T21:43:02.802792402Z

Brody King will be there, which means chants of "Fuck ICE" may not be far behind!

[BannonsLiver]

13. I'll save everyone some time:

• It’s Biden’s fault
• 48 hours
• Two weeks
• Some incoherent gibberish
• We’ve won
• We are way ahead of schedule
• It’s a little excursion
• We have obliterated them
• We’ve knocked out all their ships
• I could open up the Strait of Hormuz
• Go get your own oil
• They gave us a present
• NATO are cowards
• Something about Nuclear weapons
• Allies are useless
• We need allies
• Nobody’s ever seen anything like it
• Fake news
• DEMOCRATS
• Obama
• More gibberish
• I know more than the generals
• Greatest foreign policy ever