what will trump say in his april fools day speech?

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	proclaim victory and go home
	2 (25%)
	announce an invasion on the ground by US troops
	2 (25%)
	forget why he is in front of the cameras
	0 (0%)
	other (specify in comments)
	4 (50%)
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[Sneederbunk]

1. Will give detailed architectual details of ballroom.

[jls4561]

2. All I ever hear when that fool opens his mouth is "ME! ME! ME!"

[displacedvermoter]

3. Nothing of any value

[CentralMass]

4. The @$$hole will probably ramble on about his ball room.

[struggle4progress]

8. "If Iran doesn't open Hormuz, I'll call and tell them all about my ballroom"

[leftstreet]

5. He and the Ayatollah reached a deal

Link to tweet

?s=20

[IcyPeas]

6. It's the best war ever. No one's ever seen anything like it.

Only I, your president, donald j trump, could've done this. No other president had the guts. And we won.

I've solved yet another war. I deserve the Nobel peace prize.

The generals came to me with tears in their eyes... and said Sir....

Europe didn't help us. They're going to regret that.

Cuba is next, then Greenland.

[tinrobot]

7. He's deputized the moon astronauts as ICE agents.