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msongs

(73,973 posts) Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:12 PM Mar 31

what will trump say in his april fools day speech?

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	proclaim victory and go home
	2 (18%)
	announce an invasion on the ground by US troops
	4 (36%)
	forget why he is in front of the cameras
	1 (9%)
	other (specify in comments)
	4 (36%)
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what will trump say in his april fools day speech? (Original Post) msongs Mar 31 OP

Will give detailed architectual details of ballroom. Sneederbunk Mar 31 #1

All I ever hear when that fool opens his mouth is "ME! ME! ME!" jls4561 Mar 31 #2

Nothing of any value displacedvermoter Mar 31 #3

The @$$hole will probably ramble on about his ball room. CentralMass Mar 31 #4

"If Iran doesn't open Hormuz, I'll call and tell them all about my ballroom" struggle4progress Apr 1 #8

He and the Ayatollah reached a deal leftstreet Mar 31 #5

It's the best war ever. No one's ever seen anything like it. IcyPeas Apr 1 #6

He's deputized the moon astronauts as ICE agents. tinrobot Apr 1 #7

Sneederbunk

(17,575 posts)

1. Will give detailed architectual details of ballroom.

Reply to msongs (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:16 PM

Mar 31

jls4561

(3,224 posts)

2. All I ever hear when that fool opens his mouth is "ME! ME! ME!"

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Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:20 PM

Mar 31

displacedvermoter

(4,838 posts)

3. Nothing of any value

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Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:24 PM

Mar 31

CentralMass

(16,993 posts)

4. The @$$hole will probably ramble on about his ball room.

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Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:34 PM

Mar 31

struggle4progress

(126,518 posts)

8. "If Iran doesn't open Hormuz, I'll call and tell them all about my ballroom"

Reply to CentralMass (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:43 AM

Apr 1

leftstreet

(41,105 posts)

5. He and the Ayatollah reached a deal

Reply to msongs (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:35 PM

Mar 31

Link to tweet

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IcyPeas

(25,651 posts)

6. It's the best war ever. No one's ever seen anything like it.

Reply to msongs (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:20 AM

Apr 1

Only I, your president, donald j trump, could've done this. No other president had the guts. And we won.

I've solved yet another war. I deserve the Nobel peace prize.

The generals came to me with tears in their eyes... and said Sir....

Europe didn't help us. They're going to regret that.

Cuba is next, then Greenland.

tinrobot

(12,096 posts)

7. He's deputized the moon astronauts as ICE agents.

Reply to msongs (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:32 AM

Apr 1

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