BREAKING: Walter Reade pronounces Trump dead after massive stroke overnight

[SocialDemocrat61]

Sorry! I couldn’t resist. 😉

[rampartd]

1. don't do me like that! n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Don't tease.

[cstanleytech]

3. The fools are the ones that voted for him.

[BaronChocula]

4. It's true!

They had to get JD Vance out of an Ikea at 3 a.m. to notify him.

[Aussie105]

5. Appropriate!

April 1st, April fool's day.

No bigger fool than Trump.

If wishes were tiny flying fairies, we'd be engulfed by them.

[malaise]

6. Hahahaha

Good one 😀

[Sweet Rosie Red]

7. i knew it!

But I had to check Hope…eternal….coffee….

[FoxNewsSucks]

8. GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd have believed it if I didn't have the TV on

[maptap22]

9. Now that's just mean... haha

[D_Master81]

10. Joking about death isn't funny

But joking about the death of Trump only to say he’s not is even worse.

[Hope22]

11. Death is not the answer!

He has too much to answer for! Not funny….

[SSJVegeta]

12. All day gonna get pranked

[sinkingfeeling]

13. For a second, there was hope.

[TheRickles]

14. I assume you misspelled "Reed" as a clue, in order to prevent heart attacks in DUers.

In which case, "Thanks". I'm sure his time will come sooner or later....

[wolfie001]

15. The extra "e" had my guffawing

And I DO NOT guffaw easily.

[Vinca]

16. C'mon now. That was just cruel. Don't get our hopes up like that.

[leftyladyfrommo]

17. For one wonderful second I hoped this might be true.

But I am afraid he lives to completely fuck up another day.

[Javaman]

18. I knew this was an April fools but a guy can dream. :) nt

[dawn5651]

19. thought it was real til i realized walter reade is the wrong name...happy april fools day

[LuvLoogie]

20. Epic troll