If my dog establishes domicile on the couch, and swears allegiance to me

[milestogo]

is it his couch?

[mercuryblues]

1. Nope

Still Vance's couch. He called dibs on it years ago.

[tishaLA]

2. It would apparently depend on the disposition of its parent

Rather than the dog itself. That's what the Solicitor General seemed to be arguing, anyhow.

[milestogo]

3. Human parent or dog parent?

What if dog parent is unknown?

[PikaBlue]

4. Dogs swear allegiance regardless.

That's why they are so special. My cat establishes domicile whatever he pleases and declares allegiance only when the treat jar resides in my hand. Otherwise, he indicates that I should pizz off. Fortunately, he has the power to dispel dark entities from the home, so we have an "agreement".

[milestogo]

5. My dog says his butt is like a sovereign nation.

He says shit like that and I'm left to figure it out.

[PikaBlue]

6. As long as he doesn't decide

to plant a flag in it, you're probably good on all fronts.

[Deep State Witch]

7. Not If It's A Cat

If it's a cat, he establishes domicile in your house, and you swear allegiance to him!

[GenThePerservering]

8. Cats are all sovereign citizens. nt

[yellowcanine]

9. If he was born there, yes. His afterbirth is present so

You really don’t want to sit on that couch anyhow.

[yellowcanine]

10. "Established domicile" didn't work so well for Native Americans.

Just saying.