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bif

(27,114 posts) Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:22 PM Apr 1

BREAKING:Trump is reported to be dead!

Gotcha! April Fools! (Wouldn't that have been wonderful news?)

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BREAKING:Trump is reported to be dead! (Original Post) bif Apr 1 OP

Don't get my hopes up! CTyankee Apr 1 #1

The first time I smiled today. Norbert Apr 1 #2

Glad I put a smile on your face! bif Apr 1 #11

Elderly Man Found Dead on Toilet in White House dalton99a Apr 1 #3

It was a big beautiful toilet. Sprayed gold and... Onthefly Apr 1 #10

Damn, after reading the subject line crud Apr 1 #4

not funny. mopinko Apr 1 #5

It'd be so hilarious if he actually did die today leftstreet Apr 1 #6

Well, that's one helluva dopamine rush shot all to 💩 EYESORE 9001 Apr 1 #7

Very amusing. Disaffected Apr 1 #8

That's about as funny as stage 4 cancer. BannonsLiver Apr 1 #9

I was expecting a "... to me". 😂 "Dead to me" In It to Win It Apr 1 #12

CTyankee

(68,360 posts)

1. Don't get my hopes up!

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:25 PM

Apr 1

Norbert

(7,826 posts)

2. The first time I smiled today.

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:26 PM

Apr 1

bif

(27,114 posts)

11. Glad I put a smile on your face!

Reply to Norbert (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 03:06 PM

Apr 1

dalton99a

(94,950 posts)

3. Elderly Man Found Dead on Toilet in White House

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:30 PM

Apr 1

Onthefly

(1,348 posts)

10. It was a big beautiful toilet. Sprayed gold and...

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:53 PM

Apr 1

crud

(1,275 posts)

4. Damn, after reading the subject line

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:33 PM

Apr 1

I opened the 12 yr old scotch and called in sick to work! Oh well...the Scotch is open...And I have a day off!

mopinko

(73,832 posts)

5. not funny.

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:39 PM

Apr 1

talk about low hanging fruit. do better.

leftstreet

(41,160 posts)

6. It'd be so hilarious if he actually did die today

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:41 PM

Apr 1

No one would believe it

"Oh yeah, sure, har-har..."

EYESORE 9001

(29,854 posts)

7. Well, that's one helluva dopamine rush shot all to 💩

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:41 PM

Apr 1

I owe you one

Disaffected

(6,517 posts)

8. Very amusing.

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:46 PM

Apr 1

Not.

BannonsLiver

(20,760 posts)

9. That's about as funny as stage 4 cancer.

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 12:48 PM

Apr 1

1/10

👎

In It to Win It

(12,704 posts)

12. I was expecting a "... to me". 😂 "Dead to me"

Reply to bif (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 03:09 PM

Apr 1

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