BREAKING:Trump is reported to be dead!

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Gotcha! April Fools! (Wouldn't that have been wonderful news?)

[CTyankee]

1. Don't get my hopes up!

[Norbert]

2. The first time I smiled today.

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11. Glad I put a smile on your face!

[dalton99a]

3. Elderly Man Found Dead on Toilet in White House

[Onthefly]

10. It was a big beautiful toilet. Sprayed gold and...

[crud]

4. Damn, after reading the subject line

I opened the 12 yr old scotch and called in sick to work! Oh well...the Scotch is open...And I have a day off!

[mopinko]

5. not funny.

talk about low hanging fruit. do better.

[leftstreet]

6. It'd be so hilarious if he actually did die today

No one would believe it

"Oh yeah, sure, har-har..."

[EYESORE 9001]

7. Well, that's one helluva dopamine rush shot all to 💩

I owe you one

[Disaffected]

8. Very amusing.

Not.

[BannonsLiver]

9. That's about as funny as stage 4 cancer.

1/10

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[In It to Win It]

12. I was expecting a "... to me". 😂 "Dead to me"