Hey, Donald! Do You Know What Would REALLY Own the Libs?

[MineralMan]

Just announce your immediate, signed resignation from office. That'll show 'em, dammit!

[EYESORE 9001]

1. He may be senile, but not THAT senile

He ain’t leaving voluntarily. He’d sooner have his tiny fingers pried from a literal death-grip on a gilded banister than quit and face the justice he knows is coming.

[MineralMan]

2. Hope Springs Eternal.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. Yeah, I'm good with that outcome too

although what he deserves is dying in a prison sickbed, fulfilling the terms of numerous life sentences. Hey, it’s not like I want him to get shanked in the shower or anything. I just want him to experience what he so richly deserves - lawfully and pleasingly in the eyes of justice.

[Vinca]

3. He can even say "they don't deserve me" and we'd be owned. Promise.

[Permanut]

5. I'm in..

I would be totally, 100% owned.

[leftstreet]

6. It would do wonders for his ratings!

He'd trend with the highest favorable numbers for the first time in his life

[YoshidaYui]

7. I wish he was stupid enough to believe it

We would all be better off

[MineralMan]

8. Indeed We Would!

I know it's just wishful thinking, but I'll bet that Trump sometimes thinks about quitting. Things keep going badly for him. Maybe he has a limit.

[YoshidaYui]

9. He KNOWS the second he is out of office

He will go to trial and maybe get a Prison sentence and he is afraid of just that