About The Senior FEMA Official That Teleports

[Coolgoober]

I had more than one friend or acquaintance that also teleported. It's called black out drunk. They would ask that night or the next day how did they get here or there. ( One of this officials teleports was when his car landed in a ditch 40 miles away.)What?!? And yes me and my friends would also end up at a Denny's or someplace at 2 a.m. It's either black out drunk or other mental illness. And do you know how I know this? Life experience and critical thinking skills

[RockRaven]

1. Yup. Blackout drunk driving, and it is so obvious it is insulting to tell this story to others.

[leftstreet]

2. LOL How did I miss this?

A top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric and said he once teleported to Waffle House
20 Mar 2026
“It was scary. An incredibly frightening moment. Teleporting is no fun.”

Gregg Phillips, the head of Trump’s FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery, talks about the time he teleported… to a Waffle House

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/20/politics/fema-official-gregg-phillips-violent-rhetoric-teleported-kfile?cid=ios_app

Awesome!

[Coolgoober]

3. Thanks

For posting that, leftstreet

[eppur_se_muova]

4. Already covered this, a bit.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=21111501 and followup comments

[quaint]

5. My friend experienced a blackout while freeway driving.

He surfaced to find his car stalled and sitting at an angle partly in the slow lane.
We all laughed saying ganga goof.
He was dead from brain cancer seven weeks later.
Speculating can make a sorry fool of one.

[Coolgoober]

6. Are you saying this FEMA Official

Has brain cancer?

[quaint]

7. That does not warrant a reply, but here it is: NO!!!

speculation
the act of guessing possible answers to a question without having enough information to be certain