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TrollBuster9090

(6,129 posts)
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 06:28 PM 1 hr ago

Why Did Donny Dollhands Stomp Out of the Supreme Court Hearings Today?

A. He tried to intimidate the Justices by glowering at them, but it was only making them laugh.
B. He can't stand the sound of John Sauer's voice.
C. He got bored, because he has the attention span of a goldfish, and wanted to go back to the White House and stare at the model of the Ballroom some more.
D. His diaper was full.
E. None of the above



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Why Did Donny Dollhands Stomp Out of the Supreme Court Hearings Today? (Original Post) TrollBuster9090 1 hr ago OP
F. A,B,C, and D Bo Zarts 1 hr ago #1
Because the American people are STOOPID milestogo 1 hr ago #2
The windmills told him it was over. Wonder Why 1 hr ago #3
He didn't get to sit at the attorney's table realized there are no cameras Maru Kitteh 1 hr ago #4
all of the above RainCaster 1 hr ago #5
E DaBronx 1 hr ago #6
I didn't finish listening to him. I can't stand hearing his voice any more. CTyankee 1 hr ago #7
Diaper change Tim S 1 hr ago #8

Maru Kitteh

(31,761 posts)
4. He didn't get to sit at the attorney's table realized there are no cameras
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 06:48 PM
1 hr ago

And probably not even anyone sketching him. No attention is like death to him.


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