FIRST OF ALL...
The nerve of Orangina to schedule his “address” on the first night of Passover. It’s a shot across the bow of the Jewish Community.
Second, you younger folk may not know that President Reagan’s State of the Union Address was scheduled for the night the Space Shuttle Challenger was to achieve orbit. Instead, he addressed the nation from the Oval Office that night after the tragedy. Unspoken for years was the FACT that the Administration had pressured NASA to launch that morning even though there were warnings that it was unusually cold and that that might pose a threat to the craft. But a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
So Hair Furor announced his address tonight and all I can say is Thank God the launch was without incident. He shall however I can almost guarantee you, take credit for the successful launch since he knows more about space travel than anyone.
I’m done. I’m going to enjoy my Seder and will see what happens. A Zisan Pesach to all!!
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He wouldn't know ANY of those 'religious' holidays or significant dates in modern culture if there wasn't someone on staff (God help us with THAT requirement!) who kept him aware of them. I can guarantee you he cannot tell you the birth dates of most, if not ALL, of his own family. That would include all wives, children, and even siblings and parents.
HE IS TOO STUPID TO HAVE PLANNED A SPEECH TO COINCIDE WITH ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
when all of those 'tears from his eyes' flow into my beer! 
What a f**king liar! 
