Within a few days, we'll find out what Bondi's husband was caught doing

[FoxNewsSucks]

Will it involve...

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	Midgets
	2 (22%)
	A strap-on
	1 (11%)
	Underage girls/boys
	0 (0%)
	Farm Animals
	2 (22%)
	Clowns
	4 (44%)
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[Shellback Squid]

1. She's not married

[rzemanfl]

2. To a human.

I would not put anything past these people.

[FoxNewsSucks]

3. Well, damn. There goes my poll

[LeftInTX]

8. She does have a domestic partner. He kinda looks like Bryon Noem....

https://people.com/who-is-john-wakefield-pam-bondi-11773810

She's been married numerous times and she had a "non-wedding" in the Cayman Islands in 2012

I don't think she's into that squeakly clean domestic image.

[madinmaryland]

11. But she's a devout Christian because she sears a cross!!

Fucking phonies.

[LeftInTX]

12. Her personality isn't like Noem

Noem went all out with flaunting herself and putting out commercials, plastic surgery, hair extensions and went on a crazy power trip.

Bondi has always pretty much been the same. She's more arrogant and snobby than anything. But she's always been that way.

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. Hooking up with Noem's husband?

[FoxNewsSucks]

5. Good guess

[Vinca]

6. Maybe he's one of the kinky furry people who dress up like pandas and get it on.

[LudwigPastorius]

7. No, this has to do with Trump's political enemies not being locked up yet.

...and the DOJ's shitty record of defending Trump's illegal diktats and power grabs.

[Jerry2144]

9. I pick F

Some combination of all of the above.

[Marie Marie]

10. Gotta be clowns - scary creepy cheesy clowns.