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Orrex

(67,313 posts) Tue Apr 7, 2026, 06:58 AM Apr 7

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Is he dead yet?

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

Stroked out in giddy excitement over his plan to deploy nukes in Iran?

Simultaneously struck by lightning, bitten by a shark, and flattened by a meteorite, which is statistically more likely than his obsequious cabinet invoking the 25th on him?

Just fucking died already, for literally any reason at all?

I mean come on, dammit!

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 7 OP

;-{) AAUGH! Goonch Apr 7 #1

nope Celerity Apr 7 #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 7 #3

I have a dream..it would save mankind. surfered Apr 7 #15

We all share in your vision of world peace! SheltieLover Apr 7 #19

Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover Apr 7 #18

No but malaise Apr 7 #4

Shark would probably spit it out because of the toxic taste IronLionZion Apr 7 #5

Last functioning brain cell goes offline Blumancru Apr 7 #6

They also serve who dance and wait........... twodogsbarking Apr 7 #7

Ha malaise Apr 7 #8

I relinquish my award to Orrex and award you with ice cream......... twodogsbarking Apr 7 #9

For this DUzy?😀 malaise Apr 7 #10

May I add that he found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan. twodogsbarking Apr 7 #11

Hahaha malaise Apr 7 #12

No, and now he is stark raving mad. Joinfortmill Apr 7 #13

NOW? malaise Apr 7 #14

Must be soon. They've approved plans for his Presidential Library surfered Apr 7 #16

Lost on the dark side of the moon? SheltieLover Apr 7 #17

The American Public hearing Trump's spew this am... hlthe2b Apr 7 #20

Aw MustLoveBeagles Apr 7 #32

greetings from the night shift AllaN01Bear Apr 7 #21

Not yet but he Gordcanuck Apr 7 #22

It's coming. One way or the other, this guy's toast is almost done. Joinfortmill Apr 7 #23

Mistook Squishy Butter for the real thing and choked. no_hypocrisy Apr 7 #24

Well, you've found a great use for the butter! SheltieLover Apr 7 #25

Accidentally bombed himself like the coyote in Looney Tunes. Bad aim! LeftInTX Apr 7 #26

I'm stealing this surfered Apr 7 #27

Ahh, memories... hlthe2b Apr 7 #29

Morphed into this overnight malaise Apr 7 #31

Iranian secret plot to reverse-flush all the White House toilets Wicked Blue Apr 7 #28

I want the Obama tan suit day to come again LetMyPeopleVote Apr 7 #30

Goonch

(5,445 posts)

1. ;-{) AAUGH!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:03 AM

Apr 7

Celerity

(54,790 posts)

2. nope

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:04 AM

Apr 7

niyad

(133,580 posts)

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:12 AM

Apr 7

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,990 posts)

15. I have a dream..it would save mankind.

Reply to niyad (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 08:19 AM

Apr 7

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

SheltieLover

(81,450 posts)

19. We all share in your vision of world peace!

Reply to surfered (Reply #15)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:03 AM

Apr 7

SheltieLover

(81,450 posts)

18. Rfn would be perfect!

Reply to niyad (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:01 AM

Apr 7

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

malaise

(297,413 posts)

4. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:14 AM

Apr 7

Look at his hand
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221152654

IronLionZion

(51,486 posts)

5. Shark would probably spit it out because of the toxic taste

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:26 AM

Apr 7

Blumancru

(293 posts)

6. Last functioning brain cell goes offline

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:31 AM

Apr 7

Respiration ceases.

twodogsbarking

(19,179 posts)

7. They also serve who dance and wait...........

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:38 AM

Apr 7

malaise

(297,413 posts)

8. Ha

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #7)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:41 AM

Apr 7

You win the thread today 😂

twodogsbarking

(19,179 posts)

9. I relinquish my award to Orrex and award you with ice cream.........

Reply to malaise (Reply #8)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:44 AM

Apr 7

malaise

(297,413 posts)

10. For this DUzy?😀

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:48 AM

Apr 7

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

twodogsbarking

(19,179 posts)

11. May I add that he found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan.

Reply to malaise (Reply #10)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:57 AM

Apr 7

malaise

(297,413 posts)

12. Hahaha

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #11)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 08:00 AM

Apr 7

Why not?

Joinfortmill

(21,480 posts)

13. No, and now he is stark raving mad.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 08:02 AM

Apr 7

malaise

(297,413 posts)

14. NOW?

Reply to Joinfortmill (Reply #13)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 08:14 AM

Apr 7

Meh! He’s been mad for decades.

surfered

(13,990 posts)

16. Must be soon. They've approved plans for his Presidential Library

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 08:35 AM

Apr 7

SheltieLover

(81,450 posts)

17. Lost on the dark side of the moon?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:00 AM

Apr 7

?si=0b5FSawOSbCSIxFZ

Door #3 seems like a safe bet, Orrex! Triple the chance of putting him out of the world's misery.

hlthe2b

(114,389 posts)

20. The American Public hearing Trump's spew this am...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:12 AM

Apr 7

"Why the hell isn't he dead?!!!!!"

MustLoveBeagles

(17,060 posts)

32. Aw

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #20)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 08:44 PM

Apr 7

Poor thing. You'll get your wish someday.

AllaN01Bear

(29,744 posts)

21. greetings from the night shift

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:37 AM

Apr 7

well, my pinky finger remains in the down and locked position. dang nabbit jim kirk

Gordcanuck

(194 posts)

22. Not yet but he

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:47 AM

Apr 7

will be gently escorted off the stage very soon. The return to true democracy, a rocky road for America, will begin.

Joinfortmill

(21,480 posts)

23. It's coming. One way or the other, this guy's toast is almost done.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:49 AM

Apr 7

no_hypocrisy

(55,194 posts)

24. Mistook Squishy Butter for the real thing and choked.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 09:54 AM

Apr 7

?v=1758792588

SheltieLover

(81,450 posts)

25. Well, you've found a great use for the butter!

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #24)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 10:25 AM

Apr 7

LeftInTX

(34,737 posts)

26. Accidentally bombed himself like the coyote in Looney Tunes. Bad aim!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 10:31 AM

Apr 7

surfered

(13,990 posts)

27. I'm stealing this

Reply to LeftInTX (Reply #26)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 11:24 AM

Apr 7

hlthe2b

(114,389 posts)

29. Ahh, memories...

Reply to LeftInTX (Reply #26)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 01:44 PM

Apr 7

If only...

malaise

(297,413 posts)

31. Morphed into this overnight

Reply to LeftInTX (Reply #26)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 03:45 PM

Apr 7

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221155572#post2

Wicked Blue

(8,980 posts)

28. Iranian secret plot to reverse-flush all the White House toilets

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 11:41 AM

Apr 7

so he succumbs in his own excrement.

Bombarded by algebra problems until his head explodes. (Algebra was invented by the Persians).

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,253 posts)

30. I want the Obama tan suit day to come again

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 03:24 PM

Apr 7

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