Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Shown the instruments after threatening Pope Leo XIV's ambassador?

Borrowed Slotin's screwdriver to check out the demon core as part of his Iran ceasefire negotiations?

Asphyxiated while proving that he can escape from a Strait jacket?


Just fucking died already for any reason at all?

[underpants]

1. 🏳️

Link to tweet

?s=46

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Was hanging out with some guy

obsessed with Nancy Pelosi but they got into a fight over who got the last nacho and killed each other. 😉

[Orrex]

4. Love it!

[electric_blue68]

38. Hey, what works - works!

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) TRUMP'S NIGHTMARE

[malaise]

5. No but

The ongoing slaughter in Lebanon only adds to his war crimes against humanity. He must be hoping that he croaks before the post mid-term hearings and trials.

[MiHale]

6. Choked on a Hormuz...

[twodogsbarking]

7. Was peace that killed the orange blob.

[samnsara]

8. has the worldstarted a GoFundMe yet?

..I'll donate!

[LymphocyteLover]

9. #2 is an awesome choice

[NNadir]

14. Couldn't happen though. Slotin was extremely well educated and the orange...

...pedophile isn't educated at all.

He obviously knows zero about nuclear issues other than that they are useful for diverting attention from the Epstein files.

The demon core no longer exists. It was ultimately consumed in a nuclear weapons test.

[niyad]

29. The fascinating things one learns on DU!

[LymphocyteLover]

36. Well, tRUMP doesn't need to be educated to pry open the two pieces of shielding. He just need to be told there's a

special prize inside if he does... but I suppose the danger is he would be dumb enough to let it go critical...

[NNadir]

37. Good point, but my point is that one would need to be educated to be...

...authorized to be near two plutonium henispheres.

This said, it is widely held that Slotin's sloppiness led to his own demise, his actions to save the others in the room from the consequences notwithstanding.

Of course the orange pedophile would never place himself in danger as Slotin did. That would be work.

[Dulcinea]

10. The best thing to come out of his mouth...

...will be his last breath.

[niyad]

11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

19. We share your dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

27. Warning? More like a promise!

[SheltieLover]

25. Soon! And not bibically soon. Rfn!

[niyad]

26. YES!!!

[SheltieLover]

32. ...

[Joinfortmill]

12. No, but another day closer...and now considered by the world to be mad as a hatter

[Ponietz]

13. Stanky's "op-ed" in The Onion, 2013:

https://theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806

When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years

My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re feeling low, just remember that I, Donald Trump, will be dead in roughly 15 to 20 years.

That’s right. In the not-very-distant future I will die and then be gone from the world for all eternity. You may even get to watch me in a casket on national television being lowered into the ground, never to be seen again. I bet you’re smiling just thinking about that.

Now, I recognize that the news out there in the world has been particularly depressing lately, and these days it’s understandable that one might begin to feel like there’s no hope and no reason to go on, but let me assure you that there is. Oh, boy, is there ever! Indeed, you can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and that I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime. Biologically speaking, I, the host of NBC’s The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice, have no more than two decades left to live. In fact, right now I’m just 10 years away from reaching the average lifespan of an American male.

How does that make you feel? Pretty good, right?

[niyad]

24. A most heartening piece, except taking way too long.

[orangecrush]

15. Can you please change the title of your op?

Pretty please with Big Macs and KFC on top?

[twodogsbarking]

17. I'm waiting for that.

[orangecrush]

23. Thanks!

[twodogsbarking]

16. Attempted to play with a yo-yo and knocked him punkin clean off. Didn't read the warning label.

[NNadir]

18. Committed Harakari after little Marco was forced to sign surrender docs to Iran.

Unlike Tojo, whose suicide attempt failed after Shigeatsu signed the Japanese surrender in 1945 on the battleship Missouri, we can hope the Orange Pedophile will succeed.

[LeftInTX]

20. Didn't have the cash to pay the Hormuz toll, so he tried to swim and drowned.

[NNadir]

33. Thread winner in my opinion.

[hlthe2b]

21. Stampeded by angry MAGA base on the rampage...led by his most insane (former) supporters...

(Something rather ironic, yet apropos about that)

[MustLoveBeagles]

35. Get him!

[Blue Owl]

22. Fatal Florshiem blowout on the former East Wing rubble

Exceeded max. load and the stitching couldn’t handle his bloated cankles

[SheltieLover]

28. Not yet that I'm aware of, but plenty of time left for a cankle blow out today.

[Botany]

30. Every day brings his last breath closer.

I almost guarantee you that he spent sometime in medical facilities recently. Like sometime last
weekend and maybe a few days before the weekend too.

Congestive heart failure has no off ramp, add in his increasing cognitive decline, his mental illnesses,
bad habits, age, stress of the Epstein information, his swollen ankles from his cardiac decline, and the
stress of his losing war with Iran and his pull date on his milk jug of life is coming soon.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

31. Last words

[leftstreet]

34. DURec