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Orrex

(67,317 posts) Sat Apr 11, 2026, 06:59 AM Apr 11

Is he dead yet?

Stroked out before he could pardon his accomplices?

Coronary because the media dared to focus briefly on Artemis II instead of on him and his tantrums?

Stomped his swollen feet so hard that the earth split open and swallowed him whole?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 11 OP

;-{) ZAPPED Goonch Apr 11 #1

Sorry if this has already been posted. Dorothy gets all the credit. no_hypocrisy Apr 11 #2

Yea..... FarPoint Apr 11 #13

Ordered KFC SocialDemocrat61 Apr 11 #3

The rare chicken that did not die in vain jfz9580m Apr 11 #4

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 11 #5

Soon... SheltieLover Apr 11 #8

PLEASE!!! niyad Apr 11 #9

Ikr? Rfn!!! SheltieLover Apr 11 #10

I have a dream.. surfered Apr 11 #15

Fell off of the 25cent horsie outside the super market. twodogsbarking Apr 11 #6

LMAO!!! There's something I haven't thought of for a while. That would be awesome. LymphocyteLover Apr 11 #14

Fatal neck injury from flip-flopping between Iran war & eps? SheltieLover Apr 11 #7

"He has made me REALLY MAD (and many many millions like me..." hlthe2b Apr 11 #11

No but malaise Apr 11 #12

Oscar Wilde ftw: Tanuki Apr 11 #16

Rolled I_UndergroundPanther Apr 12 #17

Goonch

(5,453 posts)

1. ;-{) ZAPPED

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:14 AM

Apr 11

no_hypocrisy

(55,200 posts)

2. Sorry if this has already been posted. Dorothy gets all the credit.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:22 AM

Apr 11

FarPoint

(14,920 posts)

13. Yea.....

Reply to no_hypocrisy (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:40 AM

Apr 11

i am at this level of hope....

SocialDemocrat61

(7,934 posts)

3. Ordered KFC

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:32 AM

Apr 11

and choked on a chicken bone.

jfz9580m

(17,662 posts)

4. The rare chicken that did not die in vain

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #3)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:43 AM

Apr 11

Okay that is a terrible joke, but the general population is restive..

niyad

(133,593 posts)

5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:49 AM

Apr 11

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,459 posts)

8. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:04 AM

Apr 11

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

niyad

(133,593 posts)

9. PLEASE!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #8)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:05 AM

Apr 11

SheltieLover

(81,459 posts)

10. Ikr? Rfn!!!

Reply to niyad (Reply #9)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:05 AM

Apr 11

surfered

(14,004 posts)

15. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 09:38 AM

Apr 11

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

twodogsbarking

(19,182 posts)

6. Fell off of the 25cent horsie outside the super market.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 07:52 AM

Apr 11

Best money ever spent.

LymphocyteLover

(10,031 posts)

14. LMAO!!! There's something I haven't thought of for a while. That would be awesome.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:41 AM

Apr 11

SheltieLover

(81,459 posts)

7. Fatal neck injury from flip-flopping between Iran war & eps?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:02 AM

Apr 11

hlthe2b

(114,393 posts)

11. "He has made me REALLY MAD (and many many millions like me..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 08:27 AM

Apr 11

...and he knows better than to make us ALL MAD! That knowledge and the subconscious fear leads to stress and that stress leads to... (well you know). He's a goner!"