Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Starved to death because he wanted to emulate Hungary, but he thought it was spelled hungry?

Stroked out upon learning that the US has been bombing Iran for several weeks?

Shivved by a late-night caller allegedly looking for the courthouse?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[Ocelot II]

1. Blew himself up mining the Strait of Hormuz?

[Gordcanuck]

13. No, but he will

get the provocation he needs to do the stonesge thing in Iran when hus mine-clearing fleet gets hit very badly. Very.
I can’t predict the ensuing fireworks except to say we ain’t seen nothing yet…

[malaise]

2. No but

Looks like a trifecta of licks heading his way

[Goonch]

3. :-{) MAJOR MALFUNCTION

[hlthe2b]

4. Learned the hard way that there is always a "bigger snake" when you reside among vipers...

(a lesson soon to be learned?... Hopefully not at all of our expense)

[MustLoveBeagles]

18. Yikes!

[murielm99]

5. When I was a little kid,

I thought it was Hungry. Maybe it was just a Midwestern mangling of words and our accent. I had to ask my dad about the hungry people. It was in the news because of the revolt and unrest over there.

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[littlemissmartypants]

7. 🌞Good morning! One day closer! ❤️

[SheltieLover]

8. No, but plenty of time remaining today for the fortunate event!

[twodogsbarking]

10. Boiled in oil. Black gold, Texas Tea.

Drowned in the seement pond.

[Dunc]

11. It's gotta happen soon.

The health rumors the other week or the former escort First Lady holding her i didn’t know Jeff presser.

[Joinfortmill]

12. No, goddammit.

[Wicked Blue]

14. Exploded due to terminal constipation

from his diet of McDs.

[Blue Owl]

15. Put all his stolen Easter eggs in Viktor Orban's basket

[malaise]

16. Two down

One to go

Vance is killing him😀😀😀

[LetMyPeopleVote]

17. Watch out for rumors of trump's demise or illness