Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Ate tainted McDonalds delivered by a paid propaganda agent masquerading as a hard-working grandmother?'

Finally succumbed to the great pox?

Stroked out trying to follow a Barney-style slideshow on USAID?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) FIRED

[Coldwater]

2. No, but

[malaise]

5. You win the thread 😀

[NNadir]

14. Agreed. I don't need to look farther.

[malaise]

15. Nothing can touch that today

[electric_blue68]

30. Omg! BaaahahahaahahaHAaaaa!

[SheltieLover]

3. Stroked out over Maybelline reverting to type & screwing up?

?si=JVL8qOr7CAIeq4YH

[malaise]

6. Bwaaaaaah

Spitting coffee 😂😂

[SheltieLover]

21. Lol

[malaise]

4. No but

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Dr Jebus is not amused

Add confusing visual

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221173097

[SheltieLover]

22. What an idiot!

[twodogsbarking]

7. Whacked to ded by twelve angry nuns with golden rulers.

[malaise]

8. Hehehe

😀

[niyad]

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

16. I have a dream..

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[SheltieLover]

27. Yes!

[SheltieLover]

26. Soon...

Cripes, it has to be soon, doesn't it? Like RFN soon!

[LymphocyteLover]

10. I'll take tainted Mickey D's please... that would be glorious irony

[jfz9580m]

11. I would be happy if India

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Had groups that just do abortions, family planning and contraceptions and sterilization, but voluntary unlike most of this coercive shit (which is anti-abortion, anti birth control, anti-livelihoods, forces sobriety, morally polices etc, all while dripping with religious or general misogyny).

I like groups that do just abortions. That fucking awful Reefer Madness asshole Leana Wen tried to fuck up Planned Parenthood’s mission.

https://apnews.com/article/ac8778dd50324f1d9ba1710922ffc21a

This entire pushy and intrusive crowd whether the tech creeps or this other pushy, religious meninist crowd cannot stop till with soft or hard force they take away everything from everyone using mob populism or elites with bunkers.

Not in the spirit of the constitution of any sane democracy.

[hlthe2b]

12. It is TACO TUESDAY (and he's already pissed off the Saudis), not to mention...

2.1 billion Muslims worldwide and more recently 1.5 billion Catholics / 8.3 billion people worldwide... So, at a minimum, he's pissed off 45% of the world's population based on religious bigotry alone...

But, hey, not to worry... It' TACO Tuesday!

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. Omg

That's the cutest thing ever.

[littlemissmartypants]

13. F thim doge kidz... I gotta slide for um...

straight into da gulf of America Mexico!!



J/K (sorta)

[surfered]

17. Stoned to death by 2.3 billion Christians.

[leftieNanner]

18. Chose to kiss a beautiful woman without consent

Only she had just bitten down on a cyanide capsule.

[dalton99a]

19. Kick

[Joinfortmill]

20. Good ones! No, but closer, much closer.

[jls4561]

23. Offed by two Corinthians angered by his AI "doctor" post?

[murielm99]

24. K&R

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. trump's funeral will be a national holiday

[malaise]

29. Global

😀