Donald Trump- "I'm all about the Gospel"

[DemocratSinceBirth]

[wcmagumba]

1. Uh, right...

Trump wouldn't know a gospel if it smacked him in the jib...

[RPM]

11. probably wouldn't know what a jib is either.

[Jerry2144]

2. He thinks gospel is the word for a baby goose

Specifically a Canada Goose the only animal that makes him look nice

[surfered]

4. 😁

[OLDMDDEM]

3. That is one more lie on his part. This guy needs to be retired to prison.

[Dave Bowman]

5. He misspelled Goebbels.

[The Blue Flower]

6. The Gospel of Greed and Cruelty

His dad (Satan) wrote the book.

[Norrrm]

7. Yeah! The Prosperity Gospel.

The "prosperity gospel" pastors/collectors seem to do much better in the prosperity than the investors/donors.

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Pat Robertson, Franklin Graham and their ilk are CBR - Cash Based Religion.

Judas was an early, modern-day, conservative disciple.

Judas got 30 pieces of silver, but just once, for selling Christ.

Franklin Graham, Jim Bakker, Pat Robertson, and their ilk get millions of dollars repeatedly for selling Christ.

Judas was a fool for doing a one-time sale.

[Blue Owl]

8. C'mon turn this lying POS heretic into a pillar of salt already!

[Maru Kitteh]

9. He's playing to the real suckers and losers

Who will continue to believe in him

[EnergizedLib]

10. Even some of your cultist base

Don’t believe your nonsense anymore.

[flvegan]

12. He only means Corinthians and the part about fucking underage virgins.

(at least as he has probably had it paraphrased to his stupid ass)

1 Corinthians 7:36-38: But if any man thinks he is behaving improperly toward his [a]virgin, if she is past the flower of youth, and thus it must be, let him do what he wishes.

Quick reminder that Trump allegedly raped children (plural).

[Kid Berwyn]

13. ...according to Al Capone.

“You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

and

“I don't even know what street Canada is on.”

[Wednesdays]

14. Ten bucks says

...he couldn't quote a single verse from the Gospel.