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mr715

(3,979 posts) Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:05 PM Apr 16

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RawStory (Apologies) Boebert concerned about horniness in Congress

https://www.rawstory.com/boebert-congress-horny/

Lauren Boebert, the world's dumbest handjob, is complaining about members of Congress not being religious enough and too interested in, well, their members.

Isn't she just the more adorable little thing? As some might say, bless her heart.

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RawStory (Apologies) Boebert concerned about horniness in Congress (Original Post) mr715 Apr 16 OP

Boebert - "The World's Dumbest Handjob" flvegan Apr 16 #1

Yeah, dammit, save your horniness for public movie theaters! Ocelot II Apr 16 #2

Somewhere where kids can see. mr715 Apr 16 #3

Handjob Barbi says what???? FoxNewsSucks Apr 16 #4

In the words of John Mulaney mr715 Apr 16 #5

I believe her own "come to Jesus" moment was in a movie theater. (n/t) thesquanderer Apr 17 #6

Jesus wasn't involved. It was just her come moment. mr715 Apr 17 #7

Actually it was her date's moment SocialDemocrat61 Apr 18 #8

Yes, horniness belongs in the theater SocialDemocrat61 Apr 18 #9

Yeah: remember what happened to Pee Wee Herman PCIntern Apr 18 #10

flvegan

(66,444 posts)

1. Boebert - "The World's Dumbest Handjob"

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:07 PM

Apr 16

Thank you, as I'm stealing this.

Ocelot II

(131,030 posts)

2. Yeah, dammit, save your horniness for public movie theaters!

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:15 PM

Apr 16

mr715

(3,979 posts)

3. Somewhere where kids can see.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:16 PM

Apr 16

She's so powerfully stoopid.

FoxNewsSucks

(11,888 posts)

4. Handjob Barbi says what????

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:17 PM

Apr 16

mr715

(3,979 posts)

5. In the words of John Mulaney

Reply to FoxNewsSucks (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 16, 2026, 03:19 PM

Apr 16

Sometimes the news isn't good or bad. Sometimes the news is just weird.

thesquanderer

(13,078 posts)

6. I believe her own "come to Jesus" moment was in a movie theater. (n/t)

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 08:53 AM

Apr 17

mr715

(3,979 posts)

7. Jesus wasn't involved. It was just her come moment.

Reply to thesquanderer (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:46 AM

Apr 17

SocialDemocrat61

(7,927 posts)

8. Actually it was her date's moment

Reply to mr715 (Reply #7)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 10:02 AM

Apr 18

SocialDemocrat61

(7,927 posts)

9. Yes, horniness belongs in the theater

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 10:05 AM

Apr 18

PCIntern

(28,515 posts)

10. Yeah: remember what happened to Pee Wee Herman

Reply to mr715 (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 10:05 AM

Apr 18

In a movie theater? He was vanquished from media.

It was an X-rated theater…what do people think goes on there?

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