How should Trump get rid of that troublesome JD?

[struggle4progress]

15 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Just fire him and be done with it
	1 (7%)
	Have DOGE abolish the vice-presidency as a cost-saving move
	1 (7%)
	Ask Pam Bondi to get a grand jury to indict him for criminal abuse of eyeliner
	0 (0%)
	Suggest Congress to impeach him for treason
	1 (7%)
	Offer to reopen the Strait if the Iranians take him
	2 (13%)
	Order ICE to send him to CECOT
	1 (7%)
	Tell the Pope to burn him for heresy
	1 (7%)
	Send him on a mission to inspect high-rise windows in Russia
	7 (47%)
	Accuse him of murdering Epstein and shredding the files
	1 (7%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[GreenWave]

1. Put a couch below that Russian high rise building, Problem solved.

[LuvLoogie]

2. Personally escort him to Tehran.

Take Stephen Miller and Tulsi Gabbard with.

[Wicked Blue]

3. Disguise him as roadkill

and call RFK Jr.

[struggle4progress]

4. !

[Norrrm]

5. Trump can send his supporters to greet him.

[Hey Joe]

6. Send him on an arctic expedition.

The crew would instantly recognize him as a Jonah and put him over the side.

[jmowreader]

7. I'm going with Number 10

Have him inspect machine-gun marksmanship training from the distance of 3 feet from the target, and tape the target to the side of USS New Jersey. Bullets bouncing off her 12-inch-thick waterline armor will effectively solve the problem.

[mr715]

8. Vice President can't be fired.

[struggle4progress]

10. That might not keep Trump from trying, considering what else he's tried

[Polybius]

9. Come on, Option 1 is ridiculous

A President can't fire his VP. They can pick someone else in 4 years, but that's not relevant in this situation.

[struggle4progress]

11. He thinks he can end birthright citizenship and voting by mail. He thought he could go grab Venezuela's oil

then sell it and control the proceeds. He thought he could ban lawyers who disagreed with him from Federal buildings, including courthouses. He's currently playing "Open the Strait or I'll close it."

Ridiculous suggestions seem to me to be the name of the game here

[Maru Kitteh]

12. Thunderdome cage match with kegsbreath on the front lawn of the White House