Trump Fantasizes About Being Hugged in Jaw-Dropping War Brag

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

President Donald Trump has fantasized about getting a “big, fat, hug” from China’s leader for opening up the Strait of Hormuz.

In a bizarre Truth Social post on Wednesday morning, the president said he will “permanently open” the waterway, which connects oil tankers to markets around the world. China is Iran’s biggest oil customer.

“China is very happy,” according to Trump. He said his decision to unblock the Strait was done “for China.”

“I am doing it for them, also - And the World,” he wrote. And his actions have led Beijing to promise not to provide weapons to Tehran, he claimed. Negotiations went so well, in fact, that he will get a hug from Xi Jinping, the Chinese president, the 79-year-old claimed.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-fantasizes-being-hugged-jaw-121409513.html

It was open before you messed with it, dipshit.

[niyad]

1. The insanity is strong in this one.

[JBTaurus83]

2. China likely phoned in a few threats

If Dump didn’t back down.

[magicarpet]

3. The fabrications, delusion, and fantasies rate right at the top too when it comes to ,..

... presi-DUNCE Dipshit the Dotard.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Trump is a pedophile. I doubt very much that Xi is thinking about hugging him without

fighting back the desire to throw-up.

The sooner Trump starts realizing that the world thinks he's disgusting the better chance he might spare us from listening to his fantasies.

[LudwigPastorius]

5. If he wasn't the president, he would be in a memory care facility.

At least Reagan's aides had the sense to limit his exposure to the media when he started losing his mind.