White House bunker to include "Jesus-grade resurrection cave" donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.

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White House bunker to include “Jesus-grade resurrection cave” donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.
9:55 PM · Apr 16, 2026

White House bunker to include “Jesus-grade resurrection cave” donated by Peter Thiel, says Trump.

— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-04-17T01:55:35.326Z

[Buns_of_Fire]

1. "Okay, JD, you can roll away the rock and let me out now. JD? JD?" nt

[TheRickles]

3. Best line of the day, and it's only 7:06AM!

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. Thank you! nt

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Brilliant! Build a new Resurrection Cave for when Jesus returns!

Who would have thought of that . . . . . .

[Javaman]

4. and thiel certified himself.

[lonely bird]

5. Jesus-grade???

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

[twodogsbarking]

7. Everything.

[haele]

6. Pitchbot comes through again...

Though I wouldn't doubt rich psychopaths like Theil think they can build something like that and live forever if they just had enough time, money, and blood of children.

[newdeal2]

8. Sounds like they're recreating the tunnels under Epstein island nt

[niyad]

9. Geeez, don't give him any ideas.

[Squaredeal]

10. My guess is that they're digging escape tunnels

…in case to many pitchforks come out and he’s unable to wait them out.

[cynical_idealist]

12. cave walls and floor hardened with fire and brimstone