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mahatmakanejeeves

(70,456 posts) Fri Apr 17, 2026, 05:19 AM Apr 17

Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him.

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Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him.
6:47 PM · Apr 16, 2026

Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-04-16T22:47:13.311Z

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Trump is old and lonely. A companion robot could help him. (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Apr 17 OP

*SNORT* Skittles Apr 17 #1

Ha! Your post reminded me of this Tracey Ullman skit... QueerDuck Apr 17 #2

Might I recommend Edward Warchocki? Tommy Carcetti Apr 17 #3

Or maybe this one! W_HAMILTON Apr 17 #6

I'd settle for Metalhead. Tommy Carcetti Apr 17 #7

Only if it looks like a hooker. Irish_Dem Apr 17 #4

Perhaps a T-1000 Orrex Apr 17 #5

To replace robotic Melania? kerouac2 Apr 17 #8

Isnt his cabinet already his fluffer? Johonny Apr 17 #9

Skittles

(172,460 posts)

1. *SNORT*

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 05:41 AM

Apr 17

I see what Pitchbot did there

QueerDuck

(1,910 posts)

2. Ha! Your post reminded me of this Tracey Ullman skit...

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 05:50 AM

Apr 17

Tommy Carcetti

(44,572 posts)

3. Might I recommend Edward Warchocki?

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 06:01 AM

Apr 17

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W_HAMILTON

(10,420 posts)

6. Or maybe this one!

Reply to Tommy Carcetti (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 07:11 AM

Apr 17

(It's a YouTube Short, so it doesn't automatically show up on DU like a longer video)

https://youtube.com/shorts/RJyZkWkkUN0?si=7wkWBTl40MUXfIgF

Tommy Carcetti

(44,572 posts)

7. I'd settle for Metalhead.

Reply to W_HAMILTON (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 07:18 AM

Apr 17

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Irish_Dem

(82,023 posts)

4. Only if it looks like a hooker.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 06:23 AM

Apr 17

Holding out a packet of cocaine.

Orrex

(67,313 posts)

5. Perhaps a T-1000

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 06:54 AM

Apr 17

kerouac2

(1,509 posts)

8. To replace robotic Melania?

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 07:55 AM

Apr 17

She is as cold, emotionless and inhuman as any robot I've ever seen.

Johonny

(26,458 posts)

9. Isnt his cabinet already his fluffer?

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 08:52 AM

Apr 17

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