Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Personally accepted uranium handed over by Iran?

Cut himself with a scalpel while pretending to be a doctor?

Blown up by malfunctioning still?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went to the Vatican

Threatened the Pope and the Swiss Guard took him out Medieval style. 😉

[niyad]

8. Works for me.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) KING OF KINGS

[MiHale]

3. Exhausted himself to death looking for a corner store in the middle of the block.

[Joinfortmill]

12. Hahaha

[twodogsbarking]

4. Was stupidity that killed the beast. He should be real ded by now.

[twodogsbarking]

5. There is a duck in our yard. Waddling like The Donald.

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

20. Has to be soon...

Like RFN!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

23. YES!!! My nerves, the entire multiverse, cannot take much more of this.

[SheltieLover]

24. You are in good company. The whole world is with you!

[Historic NY]

7. Only from the neck up.

[jfz9580m]

9. No.nt

[surfered]

10. I have a dream

God gets tired of Trump acting like he’s god.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

19. Yes please?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

25. That made me smile

[Joinfortmill]

11. Much, much closer...TickTock.

[LymphocyteLover]

13. I'm waiting for him to fall into the hole they've dug for the construction site at the WH

But I'll take anything to rid us of that awful nattering pest.

[NNadir]

14. Crucified by the Romans?

[hlthe2b]

15. "Just get 'er done! The rest of us deserve...

...to CELEBRATE! Happy Friday!"

[LeftInTX]

16. Eliminated by the Swiss Guard.

[malaise]

17. No but

Damn he lies better than a corpse

[surfered]

21. And when he dies, he won't have to lie in State since he's already lied in every state

[SheltieLover]

18. Not yet, but there is still plenty of time left for the fortunate event!

[dalton99a]

22. Kick

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=21179909

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Hopefully we will not have to wait much longer

[niyad]

29. Good one, except the hands are too large. And, not sure what the

lettering above "gratitude" means.

[NNadir]

27. When it happens let's party like the Hungarians in the Street on Sunday.

[Wicked Blue]

28. Struck down by incurable leprosy

from some mysterious unknown source