Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Massive concussion after being knocked down by massive phallus?

Ibogaine overdoses?

Speared by a javelin thrown by a frustrated Caitlyn Jenner?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) CART ATTACK

[Trueblue1968]

28. He should be gone

Why oh why out why didn't he die 50 years ago ????!?!?!?!!!!!!

[SocialDemocrat61]

2. Saw Obama & Mamdani together on TV

Tried to kick the TV screen but missed, flew up into the air and landed on his back. Then his autographed lead bust of Adolph Hitler fell off the table crushing his skull.

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

9. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

11. I have a dream..

[niyad]

12. YES!!!

[malaise]

30. Bwaaah

The clot wins😀

[MontanaMama]

19. My bubbly sits unopened in the fridge as well!p

I do believe it’s coming and soon. There’s so much wrong with him that can’t be unraveled or treated.

With every stir of a spoon in this house, I speak the words “May karma come quickly and justice be done.”

[niyad]

21. YES!!!

[hlthe2b]

4. Your hungry and very cash-starved (former) supporters are turning on you, Donald...!

'Best not turn your back!

[Ocelot II]

6. That was impressive!

But they are cats, so...

[hlthe2b]

10. Yeah. I love the videos of Belgian Malinois dogs similarly jumping to go straight up a wall, but...

in sheer power and athleticism, the big cats rule!

[niyad]

22. Is that an actual small creature being thrown???

[hlthe2b]

24. Fresh (or frozen) meat of some type...

[hlthe2b]

26. This was in South Africa and they feed whole carcasses of (dead) antelope, springbok, warthhog, etc.

Feeding Style: Researchers in South Africa often use whole carcass feeding to encourage natural behaviors, providing carcasses ranging from 30–80 kg.

Dietary Supplements: While these small antelope form part of the diet, larger carcasses like wildebeest and eland are also used

(It was asked of someone who had posted the original video, and this was the information provided. Apparently, they witnessed this incident and saw how readily that tiger could have come over the fence--the "feeding crew" and visitors seemed oblivious...!

[niyad]

29. Thank you. I was hoping it was something like that. I know that DoW

here collects the deer, and other carcasses for the wolf reserve.

[jls4561]

5. Some wag substituted the 2nd article of the Constitution for Drumph's Bible reading.

Fat Donnie had no clue, since he is not familiar with either text.

When he came to section 4, he screamed, “Who wrote this? That corner store guy?” and promptly burst into flames.

Article 2, Section 4

Section 4 of Article 2 allows for the removal from the Office of the President, Vice President, and any civil officer of the United States if they are impeached and then convicted of treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.

Because this was being prerecorded, the YouTube video is expected to to receive the most views EVER.

[Goonch]

7. ;-{) TRUMP ADOPTS STRATEGY OF INTENTIONALLY ACTING UNSTABLE

[SheltieLover]

8. Sadly, not yet, but there is still plenty of time for the fortunate event...

[twodogsbarking]

13. Strangled by loose ends.

[ultralite001]

16. Krasnov could meet the fate of Isadora Duncan...

w/ his absurd long red tie…

https://youtube.com/shorts/NpD54xNwuaE

That would certainly tie some loose ends…

[BlueWavePsych]

14. Hmmm ...

[58Sunliner]

15. Nyet. I'm losing my patience.

[AllaN01Bear]

17. greetings from thie night shift @ tic toc base . no , not yet.

my pink finger isnt raised in victory dance yet.

[Joinfortmill]

18. Much, much closer.

[punguin54]

20. What I would like to see.

An exploding golf ball. Captured on video for all the world to enjoy.

[malaise]

23. No but

He sure is giving the planet advanced notice of his war crimes

[Blue Owl]

25. Someone lit a match in his gassy, fart-laden vicinity

Trumpy go boom-boom!

[malaise]

27. And then wrote this on his tombstone 😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221183819

[Blue Owl]

31. The best epitaph for that miserable POS

[malaise]

32. It's effin perfect

😀