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BREAKING: A Texas steakhouse, The "Git Along Lil Doggies Meat Oasis," has honored Donald Trump with their first-ever "Iran Steak Peace Prize" award, given to presidents who start a war in Iran and finish it in under 10 decades.
This is the first Middle East-related award the steakhouse has given to a sitting U.S. president since 2003, when George W Bush received the "Fastest Squandering Of Goodwill Toward The United States After 9/11 Award" for invading Iraq as retribution for Saudis attacking the U.S.
The award to President Trump included a free complimentary Mudd Pie. When approached for comment, President Trump replied "Where's my pie? You said there'd be pie. I don't see any pie. Show me this pie. You're nasty."
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riversedge
(81,162 posts)Miles Archer
(23,731 posts)But thanks for thinking it was the Onion!
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(18,931 posts)walkingman
(10,983 posts)Miles Archer
(23,731 posts)...I lived there for a month and a half, and have several good friends who live there. I shoot the breeze with them on a regular basis.