Steakhouse offering free meal if you eat an 8 pound ribeye in under 10 minutes gives Trump the Iran Steak Peace Prize

[Miles Archer]

BREAKING: A Texas steakhouse, The "Git Along Lil Doggies Meat Oasis," has honored Donald Trump with their first-ever "Iran Steak Peace Prize" award, given to presidents who start a war in Iran and finish it in under 10 decades.

This is the first Middle East-related award the steakhouse has given to a sitting U.S. president since 2003, when George W Bush received the "Fastest Squandering Of Goodwill Toward The United States After 9/11 Award" for invading Iraq as retribution for Saudis attacking the U.S.

The award to President Trump included a free complimentary Mudd Pie. When approached for comment, President Trump replied "Where's my pie? You said there'd be pie. I don't see any pie. Show me this pie. You're nasty."

DEVELOPING STORY, more details as I make them up, like I made everything up that's posted here.

[riversedge]

1. Is this the ONION??

[Miles Archer]

3. No, I wrote it.

But thanks for thinking it was the Onion!

[magicarpet]

5. Onion & extra garlic,... a culinary delight.

[walkingman]

2. Sounds like you know Texas well....I actually thought it was real...at first. Good Job!

[Miles Archer]

4. Thank you....

...I lived there for a month and a half, and have several good friends who live there. I shoot the breeze with them on a regular basis.