Patel's PROOF that he's not an alcoholic? "Baseless information." Does that exclude the boogie til you puke video?

[Miles Archer]

Aaron Rupar

‪@atrupar.com‬
BARTIROMO: The Atlantic alleges you have a drinking problem. What's your response?

KASH PATEL: The results speak for the themselves. If the fake news mafia isn't hitting you personally w/baseless information, then you're not doing your job. This FBI under President Trump's brilliant leadership

BARTIROMO: The Atlantic alleges you have a drinking problem. What's your response?

KASH PATEL: The results speak for the themselves. If the fake news mafia isn't hitting you personally w/baseless information, then you're not doing your job. This FBI under President Trump's brilliant leadership ...

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-04-19T14:34:21.506Z

[fujiyamasan]

1. His eyes look like he's hungover

That’s why he’s got crazy eyes. He’s always struggling to stay awake after a bender. Like he’s had a bunch of coffee trying to recover from the night before.

[DET]

3. Bingo

Disheveled and hungover. Not a good look.

[Blue Owl]

2. He was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

But heaven knows he’s miserable now….

Hopefully he’ll be looking for a job but won’t find a job…..

[magicarpet]

4. Is you mention that I am drunk,....

.. when I am habitually shitfaced...

I will drag you into court and sue you.

You got that? Just dare me.

[lame54]

5. Trump is the grea...hold on... glug glug glug...

OK now I can say it
Trump is the greatest president ever

[TexasBushwhacker]

6. Fine. Discovery is always fun.

Heavy drinking will leave some tell tale signs in his liver labs.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. "Kash Patel got arrested for public urination after a night of drinking"

How did this story not come out during the confirmation

Link to tweet

[Iggo]

8. He couldn't even wear a tie?

Dude looks like he’s wearing what he slept in.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. Discovery in this lawsuit will be fun