Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Coronary upon celebrating his 600% weight loss?

Stabbed himself with a graphite weapon while signing his name?

Shot out of a cannon?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[Harker]

1. I hope so.

For the common good.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) Revelation

[niyad]

3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

7. Soon...

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[surfered]

8. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SocialDemocrat61]

4. Pissed off AOC

it did not end well for him 😉

[twodogsbarking]

5. Devoured by Tony The Tiger who commented "America is now Grrrrrrrreat".

[SheltieLover]

6. Sadly, not yet. But it is still early. Plenty of time today.

[Grim Chieftain]

10. I love your optimism

It helps me get through these horrid orange days.

[SheltieLover]

12. Awwww I'm glad.

It has to happen soon, doesn't it? I mean slobby appears to be rotting both from the inside out & the (empty) head down.

Hang in there, GC!

[surfered]

9. White House physicians commit him to a lunatic asylum

And now he wants to “shoot and kill any boat laying mines in the Strait.” Even though he claims all Iranian boats are “at the bottom of the sea.”

He should be in asylum.

[niyad]

15. And he cannot spell. STRAIT!!!

[malaise]

20. You win the thread

[hlthe2b]

11. "Uggh.. not yet? Wake me when it's time to celebrate!"

"But, it's Thursday and I'm sooo sleepy!"

[niyad]

16. Pooooooor, tuckered baby!

[MustLoveBeagles]

18. Poor pup needs it's beauty rest before the big event

[LymphocyteLover]

13. OMFG the circus post!!

it is hilarious but he is 100% loony tunes

[LymphocyteLover]

14. I'm LOVIN' the 600% weight loss idea

[littlemissmartypants]

17. 🌞Good morning! Thank you for your perseverance, Orrex.

If I could vote for beaten into a pie crust shape by elephants with rolling pins at the circus while his cabinet of clowns stood by, I would.

Anything that brings joy from this point on works for me, and I'm not frowning now.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day.

Stay encouraged. ❤️

[malaise]

19. No but

This USB might kill him

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221192071

[twodogsbarking]

21. Trump's approval rating has shrunk to smaller than his Vienna sausage.

[Blue Owl]

22. Disgruntled women's volleyball player power-spiked his severed head

[Dulcinea]

23. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[LetMyPeopleVote]

24. People will be dancing when Donald Trump finally takes his dirt nap.

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