"Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the

[orleans]

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

— Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) 2026-04-26T01:19:33.256Z

GOOD QUESTIONS

It's the White House Press Corps, so we'll find out the details in 27 different books approximately 2-3 years from now.

— Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. (@jimbosaur.bsky.social) 2026-04-26T01:22:02.093Z

[newdeal2]

1. Nah the people in that room are stenographers

They wouldn’t dare ask around the hotel and find out answers. They’ll just repeat whatever the WH puts out.

[dweller]

2. Suspect has been identified

As Schrödinger’s cat





✌🏻

[surfered]

3. I don't know the details of the event, but it pains me to inform you that President Trump is not dead.

[Johnny2X2X]

4. With this media

They’re going to have to interview some racists in a small town diner to get the real details.

[Pesky1]

5. Schrodingers assailant

Both dead and alive.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

6. The gunman is with the airman who was shot down and rescued in Iran.

[LeftInTX]

7. Really???

[50 Shades Of Blue]

10. /s

[stopdiggin]

12. your claiming that NEITHER event happened ? any reasons .. ?

or are we just stirring the pot ?

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[sop]

8. I imagine the "shooter's" identity will be made public before too long.

Should be interesting.

[louis-t]

18. The Door Dash granny?

[ananda]

9. That second comment nailed it!

That was so good.

[IcyPeas]

14. Yes! I used to post this meme regularly... it was SO true.

And there'll be even more books next time.

[TrollBuster9090]

11. Here's another question: If the SS shot a guy who was trying to breach the perimeter...

...will his family be able to sue Trump's 'Justice Department,' Ashli Babbitt style; and will FAUX NEWS be working around the clock to DOX the SS agent who shot him?

Somehow I doubt it. But the so called 'press' should be asking what the difference is.

[orleans]

22. the press won't be asking that when they haven't even had a chance to finish their salad before the chaos began

priorities dont'cha know

[ecstatic]

13. exactly. Nobody knows .... possibly because the entire thing was another staged incident. nt

[Wonder Why]

15. All I know is that the only reason Melania was evacuated with him was so he would have someone

to hide behind.

[dflprincess]

16. Or was there a shooter at all?

[appleannie1]

17. From what I can gather, no one made it to the ballroom. No one is saying someone is dead. Your guess beyond that

is your guess. trump is still in the hotel, alive and well and is telling people to resume the program. So I guess "The Show Goes on" Wonder what the next part of the "show" is going to be.

[C Moon]

19. He shot off the tip of trump's nose, but it healed already.

[Bluetus]

20. I hope the crane operator was able to get the flag into a good position

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for a photo of Trump the Invincible before they evacuated him.

(For those who don't get that reference, there is a video circulating of the Butler shooting that shows the crane, that held the giant flag, moving immediately after the shots to bring the flag into the picture frame as shown in that uncanny iconic photo of the Butler affair. I don't know if the video is authentic. If so, that certainly seems like a planned thing.)

[C Moon]

21. Yes, I was just telling my wife about that...

and they way they ushered in the photographers just before lowering the flag.
That was a jaw-dropping moment for me.

[Bluetus]

23. The video could easoly have been AI

We really need to know, because if the video is authentic, there is almost no way to believe that was not a planned stunt. And the word "stunt" hardly does justice, considering two people were killed, or at least we are supposed to believe two people were killed.

I still have trouble believing anybody would have orchestrated such a gruesome thing, but we certainly saw that happen to JFK. It is important to know if that video is legit.

And for those who say it would be impossible to organize such a complicated operation and keep it quiet, that is exactly what happened with Kennedy. The late Rob Reiner produced a series of podcasts last year that methodically connected an entire web of people who orchestrated the JFK assassination. Reiner couldn't conclusively say who actually pulled the trigger, but it is clear there were several dozen people (inside and outside the government) heavily involved in that operation, and practically all of them have gone to their graves without revealing what they knew. The people at that level of government and society play by different rules and ethics.