Rapin' Golfin' Bombin' Nap-Time Grampy now says the MILITARY is DEMANDING his ballroom. DEMANDING DAMMIT!

[Miles Archer]

MeidasTouch

‪@meidastouch.com‬
In Trump’s first post of the day, he says the incident at the WHCD last night is proof that the White House Ballroom needs to be built.

In Trump’s first post of the day, he says the incident at the WHCD last night is proof that the White House Ballroom needs to be built.

— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) 2026-04-26T13:48:54.667Z

[efhmc]

1. Jesus, Joseph and Mary but you are the slimiest excuse for a human being, I have ever known of.

[underpants]

2. 🤔

[Walleye]

3. What about we the people, we don't want it are we just trash?

[NCDem47]

4. Real man of the people

All he wants to do is shuttle between bunkers in DC, FL and his rat infested motels.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. Or, you can run the country in such a way that not every crazy wants to target you.

[YepYep]

6. Short Rations

It makes sense that our brave service members fighting in a war no one wants, while surviving on food is only half the usual amount, would be worried about a vanity project. Maybe Trump will cut rations further to save money for the ballroom.
Oh, and sending troops to war on half rations is a sign of incompetence .

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

7. These ritzy events would be more suited to abandoned malls/warehouses, of which there are plenty these days.

Can a mentalist get the price of gasoline down? And other than bullets flying, what was on the dinner menu for all these monied elites?

[LeftInTX]

8. Duh...Maybe the WHCD is held on private property, because it satirizes the WH?

It's not a "state sanctioned dinner"...

Why even have it?

[republianmushroom]

9. Must be a bar plan in it

if the military (Whiskey Pete) is demanding it be built.

[ColoringFool]

10. WITH TEARS, I TELL YOU! "Sir, we BEG you to BUILD THE BALLROOM!".......

"Big strong generals the way Pete---where's Pete? Great War Secretary---the way Pete likes'em, strong, masculine, great bodies. Very fit. I said, "Fellas, No TEARS, PLEASE! I did, I said 'no tears'! I PROMISE you we will build the best and safest ballroom like nobody's ever seen before! And all through donations and sales of my beautiful Trump merchandise---the Trump Bible is so popular now, you can't believe. People just love its patriotism. Every other Bible needs to be thrown away! And DVDs of the best-selling documin...doctor...true story of our beautiful First Lady Meh-lah-nee-ya! She's great, isn't she, folks? She will look terrific in the Trump Ballroom! She asked if it could be the Meh-lah-nee-ya Ballroom. We'll see.

So your favorite President narrowly escaped another bullet. Maybe I AM Jesus in that picture! But I beat death now 3 times and He only beat death once, but I better not say any more, right?

Thank you for your attention to this matter."

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. trump has the DOJ sending a letter to the plaintiffs in the ballroom lawsuit

This idiot DOJ lawyer should be embarrassed for signing his name to this letter

Link to tweet

You’d think the acting AG would be prioritizing justice after an apparent mass shooting attempt involving top officials in our government, but he seems more focused on getting Donald Trump’s ballroom built—something that has nothing to do with last night’s event.