WOW. If Trump ACCEPTS this "DEAL" from Iran to end the war, I'll tell ya what, he'll REALLY show them who's boss.

[Miles Archer]

Let's see if we can work our way through this without the sock puppets at first.

1). Strait of Hormuz is open and there is no credible evidence that Iran is going to nuke us "in 2 weeks."

2). EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

3). Trump: "We have to bomb Iran right now. I can't wait for Congress, Iran is gonna nuke us in 2 weeks."

4). Trump murders 160 Iranian school children with a Tomahawk missile and threatens to destroy "their entire civilization"

5). Iran says "fuck you" and closes the strait

6). Trump threatens to bomb the beejeezus out of Iran if they don't open the strait

7). Trump says "OK, I'll give you two more weeks, but this time I REALLY MEAN IT, I'm not KIDDING

8). "Iran has offered to reopen the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for kicking talks about the country's enriched uranium down the road."

9). This means the Strait, which was open BEFORE Grampy bombed them, will be open again, and Iran will basically be free to do whatever the fuck they want for whatever timeframe they determine

10). Trump declares victory, says he's now ended a dozen wars, renews his demand for a Nobel Prize.

DETAILS HERE:

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2676816693/

...the article says "Trump is expected to hold a meeting in the Situation Room on Monday to discuss the proposal."

[-misanthroptimist]

1. If he wasn't such a malevolent asshole...

...I could almost feel sorry for the poor, little guy.

About the only thing in life he really understands is the ol' smash and grab.

[David__77]

2. The war of aggression against Iran has been a real crime.