Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Coronary while furiously insisting that he's totally not a pedophile?

Slow-acting but fatal infection from a bite on his Li'l Donald, though he's totally not a pedophile?

Slipped and fell among naked girls in a pageant dressing room, though he's totally not a pedophile?


Just fucking died already for any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Tossed into the basket of deplorables & forgotten like other broken toys?

Unintentionally smothered by his worshippers plastering maxi pads all over his face, just in case he was hit during the great "attempt."

Or maybe they were afraid his fugly orange mug would crack from his smarmy smirk.

Either way, it was the 1st time any of them had EVER done anything useful. Of course they are too stupid to realize it.

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) TAKEDOWN

[Ocelot II]

3. Choked on a chunk of leftover well-done steak from the WHC dinner

which he snatched off J.D. Vance's plate as they were being escorted out by a Secret Service agent, who noticed he was choking but didn't do the Heimlich maneuver on account of being just sick of all his shit?

[hlthe2b]

4. "Training and reinforcements underway... There will be NO GOLDEN BALLROOM!!!"

On the march...

[MustLoveBeagles]

21. Go sheep go! 🐑

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. But, why did they prioritize Vance? 🤔

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

13. That altered image of Vance (yes, "slightly altered") is going to haunt him...

Can you imagine the negative ads and posters that would feature that image? LOL

[punguin54]

25. Hahaha

It looks like the pussy is grabbing shady

[NNadir]

6. Killed when a staged assassination attempt run as incompetently...

...as everything else he touches and actually really gets him.

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

9. I have a dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[niyad]

11. I just worry that he will break the garbage truck.

[hlthe2b]

14. Imagine the crowds around that garbage truck--such an appropriate "memorial."

Well done, City Workers! (We'll remember you at your union renewal/negotiations.. )

[twodogsbarking]

19. Dream on my friend, I am with you.

[surfered]

8. Died in the Oval Office

[niyad]

10. NO!!! NO!!! DO NOT EAT HIM!!! He is toxic scum!!!

[MustLoveBeagles]

22. Yes

Those poor kitties would get sick. 🤢

[niyad]

23. We cannot have those precious little beings getting sick!

[malaise]

16. You win

🤪

[King_Klonopin]

12. I check every day to see if your fantasy has come true...

once again, heavy sigh of disappointment....

[malaise]

15. No but

He is responsible for more deaths than I can count

[hamsterjill]

17. No, but anyway you look at it -

We are one day closer.

[twodogsbarking]

18. Installed a ten metre diving board on the reflecting pool and was the first to try it; and last.

Melaaaaaaaniaaaaaah talked him into it but she denied culpability in seven languages.

[Wicked Blue]

20. Aide from UK accompanying King on US visit

slips a drop of something or other into T-rump's diet coke.

[punguin54]

24. Soon.

Closer by the second.