You're so Boehn (I'll bet you think this cliff is about you)

[Bucky]

You misled your whole party
Like everyone owned a yacht
You had strategically got the districts drawn
So the House of Reps could be bought
You had one eye on the mirror
As you watched yourself cry a lot...

And all of the press said that you'd reach a bargain,
you'd reach a bargain, but...

You're so Boehn
You probably think this cliff is about you
You're so Boehn (you're so Boehn)
I'll bet you think this cliff is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

Oh, you set this up some months ago
When you were still quite naive
When the pretty Foxes told you polling said
What you wanted then to believe
But you gave away your marbles when
You Kool-Aid was cut with Tea

I had a dream that you wanted to govern
Wanted to govern, but...

You're so Boehn
You probably think this cliff is about you
You're so Boehn (such a pain!)
I'll bet you think this cliff is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

{musical interlude - dancing Tea Bags launch onto stage like Chinese Opera dancers, wielding scissors instead of swords}

We had a race and got your ass battered
Got your ass battered, but...

You're so Boehn
You probably think this cliff is about you
You're so Boehn (teardrops rain!)
I'll bet you think this cliff is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

Well, I hear you went up to Grover Norquist
Who naturally showed no class
Then you turned your back on the Teabag crowd
While they handed you back your ass
Well, they make you bend low all the time
And when they don't, then it's...
Some Koch Brother goon
Or the Chamber of Commerce
Chamber of Commerce, and...

You're so Boehn
You probably think this cliff is about you
You're so Boehn (you're so Boehn)
I'll bet you think this cliff is about you
Don't you? Don't you?





You're so mean, Bucky

[Bucky]

1. Damn it, that was brilliant!

Thank you, Bucky

You're welcome, Bucky