Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Thrown out of an airlock?

Had wisdom teeth put in, in an effort to make him less of a fucking dumbass?

Decapitated during Kid Rock's Apache flyby?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

3. Trump will do more for America when he's dead and gone.

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

24. Yes!

[SheltieLover]

23. Good grief, it has to be soon, doesn't it?

Here's hoping!

[surfered]

2. "Accidentally" beheaded while being Knighted by King Charles

[niyad]

6. If only!!!

[Blue Owl]

9. Many people are saying it's the most beautiful decapitation they've ever seen

[mnhtnbb]

19. Thread winner!

[hlthe2b]

25. I can believe THAT...

[Old-8643]

18. LOL

that made me laugh

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) HOT TUB

[surfered]

5. Perfect!

[hlthe2b]

7. After a dizzying week of lies and obfuscations coming from the orange menace...

I'm with you, big guy...This HAS to stop!

[Blue Owl]

8. Killed by John Voight

John Voight the dentist of his mysterious dental emergency…..

[twodogsbarking]

11. "Wild Thing" was written by American songwriter Chip Taylor (born James Wesley Voight, brother of actor Jon Voight)

[Orrex]

16. Or Laurence Olivier

[twodogsbarking]

10. Not yet but this says it

[malaise]

12. No but

He was rushed from his Florida golf course for mystery 'dentist appointment'
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/donald-trump-rushed-from-florida-golf-course-for-mystery-dentist-appointment/ar-AA22ftdn?apiversion=v2&domshim=1&noservercache=1&noservertelemetry=1&batchservertelemetry=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1

[surfered]

14. The rot goes deeper than a molar root

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaaah

You win the thread.

[TBF]

13. Might have a heart attack when he sees Pearland, TX turned blue -

neighboring suburb to me down here south of Houston. This area is red but they voted out a well-liked local businessman with deep roots in Pearland - and went for the underdog Wiltz for their mayor. I am hoping this bodes well for fall!!

[Harker]

17. I very much hope so.

[Gordcanuck]

20. Still chewing the fat, but

His “wisdom” teeth fell out and fled in consternation after implantation.

[QueerDuck]

21. Not today... but I remain hopeful that it will happen tomorrow.

Fingers crossed!

[SheltieLover]

22. Sadly, not yet, but it is still early. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event today!

[The Blue Flower]

26. One day closer!

Is good enough for me.

[malaise]

27. Hmmmmmmm

[struggle4progress]

28. I heard he died from a photo of seashells

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. This made me smile